Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Watching the White Sox game alone locked in the basement so I don’t scare the neighbors 030
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026THE WHITE SOX WON A WILD CARD SERIES AND WE ADOPTED A PUPPY MY ENEMIES ARE IN SHAMBLES 120
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026WE HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON OUR SIDE 010
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Me: I love your best day ever drawing! Are you playing soccer? 2nd grader: Yeah! Me: What’s your normal day picture? 2nd grader: Nothing but air 010
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The crazy thing is that it’s probably Jamie Benn 000
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026That’s not how things work out, Assteria 131
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So George W Bush posted a bunch of 9/11 paintings he did on Instagram and I’m losing my mind over it. It’s so fucking funny 001
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 31/08/20263rd grader 1: It’s Michael Jackson Me: It’s not 3rd Grader 2: it’s temu Michael Jackson 000
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Per CDC, falls account for approximately half of all TBIs. Vehicle crashes made up 17%, with most of those being attributed to drivers 130
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 18/08/2026When I was getting my PE/Health certification we had a LOT of slides that I joked looked like Homestar Runner screen grabs 010
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Call me the dentist the way I grind down teeth 010
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Someone said that we’d be much more accepting of robots in public if they made Starwars beep boop noises, and I fear the Lowe’s robot confirms this 100
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Everyone should appreciate this beautiful stem I picked up at the community shop Fits perfectly between the basket struts too 😍😍 000
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The chart people could do the funniest thing right now 020
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Where do I submit my application for Asuma? 010
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I think someone likes the newest bike build 0121
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Oh hey, it’s that republican who pretends to be a centrist 000
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Why is the Strait of Hormuz tracker giving Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots? 010
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Me when someone asks how many consecutive series The White Sox have won at home 000
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Today I went to the park and played catch with my friends. It was lots of fun 010
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Re-rebuilding my highschool bike This is gonna be a fun one yall 000
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 06/06/2026“Why were they storming the beaches, Pete?” 000
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 05/06/2026You can still do big deliveries in cities with better vehicles. Something like these cargo hoppers can do similar hauls, without the dangers semis pose driving on dense city streets. Trucking is important, that’s why we need to make it safer 020
Goth Gym Teacher @2henry2hammock.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Good morning Matt pays Elon Musk to use twitter 1220
