2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026On a higher note im so glad its Autumn~ the season of soup xP 000
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026*pOINTS AT THE FUCKING SIGN* IF YOURE UNDER 21 DONT TALK TO ME DONT FUCKING EVEN LOOK AT ME 011
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I SO need this air freshener just to confuse tf out of people 001
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026".. so yeah Squirrel Girl is strong & creates a lot of squirrels shes like the Green Krenko" "Squirrel Girl is Krenko on HRT" "She brings the HURT out of HRT" 000
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026just saw that @valheimgame.bsky.social dropped their 1.0 update and this has got to be the funniest Achievement 121
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026huh, i didnt know "the penny mod" worked for cars, DDR pads, AND nerf blasters! 010
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK 😭💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 ok but what's it for? Rave outfit? 000
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 03/08/2026some other weirdos that help Rulebreakers ramp!! there are some for White Blu Blk & Red! (Land Tax is forever good but will be a HUGE help for the mono W Angel ) 000
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026@luigiaffirmations.bsky.social even fake 'Yote knows you can do it. a job done badly is still a job done. 000
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 03/07/2026@affirmationcoyote.bsky.social repost from @usamailbox.bsky.social 08529
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 30/06/2026@crystalsugarstars.bsky.social I FORGOT TO POST THE REST THEYRE SOOO PRETTY 000
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 29/06/2026need me a new petplay sub so I can take them on enrichment walkies in Big Walk, once it releases 000
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 28/06/2026egg on my face! i thought this was a part of a the "[planeswalker's] Talent" cycle 020
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 26/06/2026ok but why isnt there a human snack called crunchy crunchers 100
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 16/06/2026"It is all thanks to The Doll" art by Bleeding-Sun www.artstation.com/artwork/eloZ3J 010
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 05/06/2026hi? @starrose1.bsky.social i think i got followed by one of those automated "AI blogs" and it fucking HATES Trump. if youre not a real person then this is the funniest thing to happen to me today 110
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Ngl, going to an anime con at the Orange County Convention center sounds fun a hell. I got to drive past it last time i was in Florida and... yeh, i can tell yall have fun down there 010
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I may play a lot of EDH but "Sharpie" is my favorite Magic the Gathering format 010
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 03/06/2026@theallergygrrl.bsky.socia The ancient mew & japanese Raichu is from my childhood collection xP 000
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 03/06/2026@theallergygrrl.bsky.social Heres the PKMN cards i wanted to show you!! 1/2 100
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 28/05/2026The Jap Raichu and Ancient Mew are from my original collection as a kid(& stories to them 😅) , trapinch and Pumpkaboo were just cuties i saw opening packs 000
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 22/05/2026to this day, "pycho-metaphorical Freudian-Slip my fucking Boy Pussy" hits so hard 000
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 14/05/2026RELEVANT DUE TO RECENT EVENTS. download and share at your leisure 000
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 13/04/2026If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny. 000
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Dont you ever stop to realize you misplayed your deck a few days afterward cus you got too excited in the thoes of combat? "Cant be blocked by more than one" + menace = unblockable. I had both out and misinformed my table now i feel bad. I didnt win but it wouldve altered a LOT of decisions made 000
2Guard @2guard.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I know its only playable in Conspiracy & Draft games but I wish there was an "EDH legal" version of Regicide, destroying a creature within the scope of three colors. oh! like you have to fortell it, and you and an opponent choose the colors so that when it IS cast it can target the colors chosen 000
