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K. Wittkowski

@2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network
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genderqueer bog witch. pronouns are any/all, white. I come from the land of tumblr. I lurk places. White pride must die. ko-fi.com/2defenestrate

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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 04/01/2026
picture of a fox standing in a blurry snowscape, fur being fiercely blown about by the wind. Tumblr url foxpost-generator says: "it fucken WIMDY" and Tumblr url ourspecial replies: ever since i first saw this post, 'it fucken WIMDY' is easily one of the top ten most commonly used phrases in my household"
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/12/2025
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
2 Marvel comics panels. Panel 1 is small and thin showing a close up of a fully costumed Wolverine's masked eye, wide in shock, and his mouth agape barely visible in the lower right corner. 2nd panel is bigger and wider, showing Wolverine in the lower right corner, peering through a hole in some hedges, at a shirtless Freddie Mercury in white pants and a king's cape, holding a microphone stand in a relaxed grip as he is seated upon a golden throne. In confusion and disbelief, Wolverine asks, "Freddie Mercury?"
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/12/2025
Show me how your 2025 went
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/12/2025
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
A small blonde nun, mostly stripped of her nightgown, thrusting into a burly blonde priest below her, says "The Lord...(my penis) will absolve you of all sin <3" while he makes an ahegao face and responds "BUOGH" as his depths are plumbed.
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 09/12/2025
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 09/12/2025
Screenshot of Elvis Costello movie "Straight to Hell" featuring a handsome tanned man with a beard and a Senshi Dunmeshi amount of bulge showing out of his silk orange bathrobe as it whips in the dusty wind, like if Marylin Monroe looked like Wil Wheaton and dgaf; he stands on the left, on the stoop of an adobe brick building. To his right two men in all black desperado outfits are kicking another guy on the ground who blends in almost totally with the dust in the air and on the ground. One of the men in black is from the band The Pogues; his desperado outfit has lots of red brocade trim. This movie is a fever dream I strongly recommend pirating and then watching with friends while heavily intoxicated.
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 04/12/2025
Picture of the Gävle goat, a big-horned Swedish big horn yule goat made of hay and straw on a wooden support skeleton, lit up by her usual spotlights. Top text: "IF YOU'RE COLD SHE'S COLD". Bottom text: "SET HER ON FIRE" and while "in minecraft" isn't specified in the image but is, I feel, implied. ;)
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 04/12/2025
Reminds me of another banger about anger
“Granny Weatherwax was often angry. She considered it one of her strong points. Genuine anger was one of the world's greatest creative forces. But you had to learn how to control it. That didn't mean you let it trickle away. It meant you dammed it, carefully, let it develop a working head, let it drown whole valleys of the mind and then, just when the whole structure was about to collapse, opened a tiny pipeline at the base and let the iron-hard stream of wrath power the turbines of revenge.”
― Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 01/12/2025
Not a new trick. Cannot emphasize enough how old this trick is.
Two side-by-side pictures of a mechanical chess playing robot designed (by some white guy) to look like a man from Turkey, because orientalism. The machine is from 1770. On the right it shows the Mechanical Turk playing chess over the box that occupies its machinery, while on the left you can clearly see displayed there's a whole ass human man under there, in the box, actually doing the thinking for the machine, with his own whole ass chessboard set and a device allowing him to direct the "turk" puppet's moves.
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/11/2025
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/11/2025
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Caption: "There is a single frame of Cyndaquil's eyes open in the anime, and it's a masterpiece." Image: A still frame from the original pokemon anime of Cyndaquil, a fire type starter pokemon, whose eyes are normally just slits, having instead massive wide orbs with pinpoint pupils of pure panic. The eyeballs are each wider than the base of his long snout. Flame shoots out of his back like normal but in this case it makes him look that much more startled.
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 27/11/2025
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 20/11/2025
Hector Barbossa from Pirates of the Caribbean but he's decked out in cyberpunk glowing bling as he says, "You best start believing in cyberpunk dystopias" and the bottom text says "You're in one"
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 18/11/2025
Hector Barbossa from Pirates of the Caribbean but he's decked out in cyberpunk glowing bling as he says, "You best start believing in cyberpunk dystopias" and the bottom text says "You're in one"
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 10/11/2025
Style levels off the damn charts
social media comment from A FANDOM User 4/6/2017 reading "not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck ing christ. oh my god. god in heaven. hoyl fucking shit"
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 04/11/2025
the officer down gold star w/balloons meme but it says "Dick Cheney Down"
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/11/2025
I think about this study a lot of recent. I feel like the masculinity event horizon of modern fascistic chauvinism paired with ai slop is the equivalent of society's most aggressive male baboons feeding themselves a diet of garbage. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
In his book 'A Primate's Memoir', Sapolsky studied the activities and lifestyle of the Forest Troop to explore the relationship between stress and disease. In typical baboon fashion, the males behaved badly, angling either to assume or maintain dominance with higher ranking males or engaging in bloody battles with lower ranking males, which often tried to overthrow the top baboon by striking tentative alliances with fellow underlings. Females were often harassed and attacked. Internecine feuds were routine. Through a heartbreaking twist of fate, the most aggressive males in the Forest Troop were wiped out. The males, which had taken to foraging in an open garbage pit adjacent to a tourist lodge, had contracted bovine tuberculosis, and most died between 1983 and 1986. Their deaths drastically changed the gender composition of the troop, more than doubling the ratio of females to males, and by 1986 troop behavior had changed considerably as well; males were significantly less aggressive.
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/10/2025
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/10/2025
A vintage vertigo comics panel. A blond British man (John Constantine) is asked by a passing tourist (part of a group, with two others behind him: a man and a woman) holding a camera, "What is this place please?" and John answers, "The British Museum, Chum. Treasure house of the empire. Where we keep all the loot."
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 19/10/2025
comic panel of a girl saying "waow" while thinking "BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED"
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 04/10/2025
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/09/2025
The family tree of the most inbred royal to ever exist, Charles II of Spain, forming roughly the shape of a strawberry, rather than a tree.
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/09/2025
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/09/2025
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/09/2025
the worthy sequel
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/09/2025
wait nobody posted spiders georg?! Well then
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K. Wittkowski @2defenestrate.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/09/2025
Normally I'd say Spiders Georg for the culture, but since somebody likely beat me to it have this runner up.
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