Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026i saw 2 milfs at home depot today, the nasdaq must be doing well today 021
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026sucked someone off tonight and then got McDonald's afterwards, somehow the fries were saltier than their cum 050
Reposted by CitrusFritz! @somebunnysalt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026// CW: #Vore I needed some fruit to complete my breakfast this morning, and my pet @2crispy.bsky.social was more than willing to slosh around with the lucky charms I ate~ 🎨 by @marsamongus.bsky.social ❣️ 32610
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026i love my giant wah @marco1guess.bsky.social soooo much! mwah! 🧡 060
Reposted by CitrusHowzit Toyah @howzit-toyah.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Commission done for @2crispy.bsky.social! Thanks for your business~! Citrus has a bit of a throat fetish, not that me or the cute dragon that ate him mind~ #furrynsfw #vore 28711
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026how can people listen to freeform jazz? shit sounds like traffic 110
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026people born on February 29th will be the oldest looking 20 year old 000
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026if im walking through a forest i want have to be looking over my shoulder half the time, just to turn back around to be caught in a giant wah mouth @marco1guess.bsky.social 010
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026i actually like my height nowadays, i wouldnt want it any other way than to have to look up to see @marco1guess.bsky.social :3 120
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026companies should have mandatory freak time where you can be freaky on the clock 010
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 10/12/2025someone should put me to work kneading the walls inside their belly~ 020
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 09/12/2025who needs society when you could just live in the belly of a hungry pred? 060
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 26/11/2025i wouldnt mind being a stay-at-home boywife where my vision often times goes dark to find ive been swallowed by my giant boyfriend owo 020
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 24/11/2025remember to pull out your ID as fast as you can when the officer asks for it 000
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025why does it cost money to get a chimney if its already on the house? 100
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025im trying an oatmeal cream pie for the first time, good food, i wanna try the other kind people talk about though 010
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025woke up in a sweat last night, got mad it was cuz my room was 1000 degrees and not being fucked awake by my hb 000
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025the ghosts in my room lookin at me tweaking out after my 4th all nighter (they know i can finally see them) 000
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025something about spciy orange chicken at 1am just hits differently 000
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 11/07/2025no better way to eat subway than with a disgusting amount of vinegar 000
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 09/07/2025i always prefer being nibbled on but if you're gonna full on bite you better do it like you mean it 🧡 000
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 09/07/2025if you're driving in the HOV lane, why are you not driving faster than the people in regular lanes?? you better be going at least 10 over everyone else 000
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 08/07/2025i used to have vore dreams until i realized there were other ways to be eaten! if you wanna be my pred, you have got to be forceful you cannot be unwilling 3:< 110
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 08/07/2025the monsters under my bed became afraid of me when they realized i wanted them to eat me 120
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 03/07/2025A happy 4th holiday to all my friends and virtual brothers and sisters! 🧡 010
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 03/07/2025The angle of the dangle is disproportionate to the heat of the beat 000
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 17/04/2024got to use my head for the first time at a meet, was so fun :3 some goofy photos taken of me 030
Citrus @2crispy.bsky.social · 17/03/2024a friend made crispy as a smiling critter from Poppy playtime chapter 3 000
