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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This poster makes it look like they put Gabriel Malignant in an Exorcist movie
The poster for the upcoming The Exorcist: Martyrs. It’s a staircase on a dark background, with the only source of light coming from the top of the staircase. Near the top of the stairs is the silhouette of a woman wearing a long coat
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That one charge they weren’t found guilty of
Chris Paul hits a huge three to cut the lead down to 42
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Godspeed, Esteban🫡
Tweet reply thread

Wilson: “Truly spoken like someone who’s midcard for life, because that’s what he is, @CodyRhodes is midcard for life” 

Cody Rhodes: “?? You follow me friend.”

Wilson: “Because you’re my favourite midcarder.”
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ferraris on softs when everyone around them are on mediums
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ah well it’s only football isn’t it, at least one day we'll all definitely die. Lovely, lovely, warm, sweet death.
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
the Ferrari pit wall
Tweet from Hulk Hogan:

Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Martin Scorsese saying “well, the industry is over”
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Pushing 3 am and watching two 0-0 first halves
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
No game til 8 today
Marge Simpson sitting on a small stool, hands on her knees, completely expressionless, eyes looking up at nothing
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This is so funny “i cannot stress enough that I know this is super obvious”
"I'm going to state the obvious, but there are two options it's a bit stupid what I'm going to say, and in French we call it 'Vérité de la Palisse' - a French expression used to describe an obvious, self-evident truth or a statement that is ridiculously self-explanatory," explained Espinos.

"So, we either take a driver from the existing ecosystem or we take a rookie. That's the two choices.
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Managed to win the league on 38-0 with Francis Benali at right back, fuckin, I guess
A league simulation on the 38-0 game with the following team:

ST: Sergio Agüero
ST: Callum Wilson
LM: Harry Kewell
CDM: Declan Rice 
CM: Yohan Cabaye
RM: Robin van Persie
LB: Wayne Bridge
CB: Philippe Albert
CB: Jonathan Woodgate
RB: Francis Benali
GK: Jordan Pickford

the team wins the league on 92 points, with 29 wins over the season
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
What does a five star review look like
A four star review on Letterboxd that starts with “I. LOVE. THIS. MOVIE.” In bold letters
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
ALPHABALLS
Speedball Mike Bailey and Konosuke Takeshita locking eyes as they comfort each other
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
why are they like this

Barcelona interested in Anthony Gordon but unwilling to meet Newcastle’s asking price

Barcelona head coach Hansi Flick and sporting director Deco are admirers of Gordon, who they see filling the role played by Marcus Rashford this season. Barcelona hold a €30m option to buy for Rashford, but believe a deal for Gordon could end up being cheaper.
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Verstappen confirms he’s staying in F1
Cartoon of a man with glasses on pointing at a whiteboard with “nothing ever happens” written on it
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Come on man 😭
Club sources told The Athletic that they felt the hearing should have taken place after the final, rather than being expedited by the EFL. They thought there were too many rules that had no defined sanctions, which left too much open to interpretation, and if the rules had been clearer, the incident would have been resolved more speedily.

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They pointed out that Southampton put in one of their worst performances in recent months against Middlesbrough in the first leg — especially in the first half — which suggested that no sporting advantage had been gained.
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A tweet from Jeremy Corbyn’s Twitter account that reads “Here we… here we… here we fucking go!!!”
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Buying a Max Chilton house which is exquisitely detailed both inside AND outside
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Max Chilton is a property developer now, did you guys know about this
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
lmao just as I read this
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This Lucas Di Grassi retirement tour
Poster for John Cena vs Brock Lesnar at Wrestlepalooza 2025Poster for John Cena & Logan Paul vs Cody Rhodes and Jey USO at Money In The Bank 2025John Cena with Travis Scott at the end of Wrestlemania 41
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Some might say he basically already has
The bottom of the Formula E championship standings, Lucas Di Grassi is stone dead last, rock bottom, the absolute worst one out of twenty drivers, on zero points, literally could not have done any worse if he just stayed home.
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Lance Stroll at the 2020 Turkish Grand Prix for some fucking reason
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This is always a funny detail to me in these manager sacking post mortems because us plebs have no real conception of what constitutes a good training session. We just have to take their word for it.
One source close to a senior player said training sessions were not as good as those provided by another former coach, Mauricio Pochettino, as well as Maresca.
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
You know how in the Wikipedia pages for F1 seasons they have the pictures of the top three drivers, and they’re normally like random pictures of them in the paddock or on the podium or whatever. I love how whenever David Coulthard is on there it’s this picture and he’s the only one serving
A black and white studio headshot of a young David Coulthard in his McLaren race suit
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The first paragraph of the opening crawl in Star Wars Episode IX

The dead speak! The Galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late EMPEROR PALPATINE
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
CNC fans we’re so back
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Not really what you want to be saying when your star driver’s already threatening to quit over the cars being too similar to Formula E
Thumbnail for F1’s Beyond the Grid podcast, featuring host Tom Clarkson and guest Red Bull Team Principal Laurent Mekies, with the headline quote “we are in full attack mode”
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Well that’s just unfortunate
Screenshot of my timeline, on the bottom the bot that reposts the official F1 Twitter posting Piastri’s picture captioned “Home Hero.” Immediately above it is Chris Medland talking about how Piastri’s crashed on his way to the grid
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Was crying at Ospreay and his fuckass headset
Will Ospreay in a green EVE staff shirt wearing crew headset with an awkward half smile holding up all five fingers in his right hand
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Help they’re electrocuting Fernando Alonso again
ASTON MARTIN VIBRATIONS LIKE 'ELECTROCUTING YOURSELF ON A CHAIR', SAYS LANCE STROLL
Severe vibrations from the Honda power unit are leading to issues for Aston Martin, which could limit its running in Australia this weekend
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Alex Palou using insta stories to publish a statement on the breach of contract lawsuit a whole four minutes after flogging merch, no one does it like him
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Fenerbahce penalty
Diagram/drawing of a man leaning forward in his chair
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I like to think he hit them with one of these when they knocked on his door
According to Simon Jordan, when Palace sacked Trevor Francis on this day in 2003, "He just sat there quietly & said 'But it's my birthday'."
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Buemi and Di Grassi bottom of the group
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I wonder who Jonathan is www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I love reading the things that the players *aren’t* saying
Michael Carrick has overseen wins over Manchester City and Arsenal in his first two games since his appointment as head coach, and Lammens put the team's improvement down to going back to basics.

"To be honest, there's not many special things he did. It's just like sticking to the basics," said Lammens. "Football is basics. If you do the basics well, then the quality of us comes out, and I think we have players with the quality that can make the difference
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Everyone’s clubs are in crisis except mine
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Ah, well, nevertheless
The rotten tomatoes page for Return to Silent Hill, on a 6% from 17 reviews
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Crying
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Incredibly funny to me that they know what film he watched
The 52-year-old Norwegian was back in the local area, too, having spent a restful New Year period with his family — he was pictured shopping at his local supermarket in Wilmslow last Tuesday, and even carved out a few hours to go to the cinema and watch Marty Supreme.
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Sir Alex needs to start telling people no I think
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Lmao
A paragraph from the Athletic’s newly released article on Ruben Amorim’s sacking:

Wilcox informed the players that Fletcher would be in charge for the next two games, taking in Wednesday’s trip to Burnley and Sunday’s home FA Cup tie against Brighton & Hove Albion. Fletcher then took the session alongside Travis Binnion, the under-21s lead coach. The mood was said to be excellent.
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Reading up on last night’s United news
Lionel Messi in an Argentina kit, looking up at the sky. Text in the foreground says “it could be today, grandma”
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
He’s the funniest guy in the world
Alex Palou responding to a tweet from the F1 Twitter account about the drivers championship decider with “Please do it @Max33Verstappen 😏”
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
#aura
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I respect this attempt at starting a thing
One small pink lock on a cable on the guard rails of a bridge. It has “S+D” written on it, and is the only lock on the bridge
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I said!!
“friend’s boyfriend is at the all-bald screening of BUGONIA and apparently shaving heads took too long so they’re passing out bald caps. imagine being the last one who had to shave”
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Adi🍍 @2adip.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
McLaren’s lawyer talking about Palou
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