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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

lmao Mazzei's campaign rules. it's all members of his family and they're clearly cynical enough to try to sell farmers on adding a gigantic polluter to their community but also too dumb to know you should be using AI to make the pitch. he's gonna make an incredible governor.

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

We’re on sale this month! Also I’m cooking up a special subscribers-only event for September 3 that may or may not involve a surf n turf burrito thepickup.com/products

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Seems like there is a lot of enthusiasm on here for Matt Damon doing action-adventure Homer. May I interest you then in Keanu Reeves doing gunkata Dante?

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

My dad and I have basically been doing this bit for the last two days

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Hello from family vacation. You guys simply wouldn’t believe what they’re saying about the disgraced financier who once owned the island behind me.

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Daughter just asked me to put on “Dirty Work”

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Walking around the French Quarter today

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Does anybody need anything from the big dome in Arkansas with holes in it? I’m at the big dome in Arkansas with holes in it so lemme know if I can bring you anything

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Probably the best Father’s Day movie

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Jackson Lahmeyer running ahead by a hair in early returns, the Maralago Madman has the juice

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I love owning and operating my own independent news website

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I clocked the strained Don-Don Jr. relationship in my MAGA story from week one of @thepickupdotcom.bsky.social when I saw Don Jr. in person with Jackson Lahmeyer here in Tulsa: thepickup.com/i-went-to-th...

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Doot doo doo do doot doo doo

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

The six words that she wants to hear

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Been reading Jane Jacobs and now I get mad every time we do a family walk to this gigantic, always-empty church parking lot near our house

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

This novel is gnarly as hell. Straight gas. 10/10

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Our flash sale ends today. If you’ve been thinking about subscribing to The Pickup, nows the time: thepickup.com/products?sal...

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

He’s lost the red state beater pickup truck vote. It’s never been more over.

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Folks, it’s officially Goff Week at thepickup.com

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Got off a pretty decent Craig Finn/Bob crossover joke in my Blonde on Blonde anniversary show review thepickup.com/how-do-you-r...

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

It stands for Constitution Respecting-Vehicle 👇

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

We’ve got a little sale going this weekend. Subscribe now if you havent yet: thepickup.com/products?sal...

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

We hard launched @thepickupdotcom.bsky.social a year ago today. I’m so proud of it. Thanks to our subscribers, and we’re looking forward to more big stories in Year 2.

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Looking at it from the cold, clear remove of the new year, this is definitely the best thing I wrote in 2025

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

First watch of 2026 … I’m back on my old bullshit baby

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Strong Christmas book haul this year

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Had a wonderful time today visiting the Fredrick Douglass statue (next to the Ronald Reagan statue) outside of the south Tulsa Scheel’s

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Temp swing from 78 to 22 during the Christmas to New Year’s liminal space. Cue the “can’t believe this is my life” LeBron meme

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Kyle McLachlan is granted entry to Tulsa heaven for this

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Who showed Dub Uncut Gems in the offseason

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Eternally funny to me that U2 has one guy named The Edge and another guy named Larry

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Still ☝️ in the National Basketball Association baby

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

oh no I let my brain have a moment of reflection and it came up with "that guy from that one Onion headline is what MJ Lenderman's 'She's Leaving You' is about"

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Don’t know where my kids are right now and—frankly—not my problem!

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Ethan Hawke plays a Tulsa guy… this is even better than the time Leo DiCaprio depicted the stupidest man to ever come from Oklahoma in Killers of the Flower Moon

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Alien: Earth dares to ask … what if she was a sci-fi protagonist

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Got my first Mood Brü last night in honor of this story — fancy soda will not replace my post-lawn need for an ice cold beer buts it’s nice in social situations

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

The thrift store gods have blessed me once again

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Recent career highlight: I’ve been volunteering with the Prison Journalism Project to support the incarcerated journalists at Eddie Warrior in Taft, Oklahoma. They are some of the funniest people I’ve ever worked with. Thanks to Ellen Stackable and co. for having me out.

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Matt Carney @2011prius.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

I never want to live anywhere but Oklahoma

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