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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 14h
This evening
Poster for Candyman. White background with black man standing with his back to viewer. He's wearing a dark overcoat and a hook.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today
Poster for Caveat. Black background with the ear and eye of a hare puppet.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This evening.
Poster for Ouija: Origins of Evil. 

A black background with a young girl in a white top sitting at a table looking at the viewer.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tonight
Poster for Rec. A white woman stands scared among a black background.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
👻
An arrangement of candles, felt and glass pumpkins and a small light-up ghost ornament sitting on a shelf in front of a dark green wall. A lamp and some books can be seen underneath.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hate Instagram with a passion and the ads it pushed on me but I truly needed the laugh I got from this AI calisthenics ad.
A workout plan where, on Day 3, you are required to dislocate both of your knees in order to do the fabled "Techbro pushup" which is also labeled as '10 3 Squats'. The world is dying for this.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Halloween movie season is upon us. Tonight is:
Poster for Hokum, Adam Scott is squeezed into a small elevator holding a lamp underneath an old Irish hotel.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brendan Fraser as Rick O'Connell on the set of Radio Silence's Mummy movie. Rachel Weisz as Evie O'Connell on the set of Radio Silence's Mummy movie.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have started Silent Hill: Townfall and already I am really gelling with what they are putting down but I know I will need to play in short bursts because the atmosphere is so oppressive I know it will mess with my mood.
Screenshot of Main Menu from Silent Hill: Townfall. A 90s era handheld CRT TV stands upright on a desk.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A closeup shot of a small pink polka dot plant with water droplets glistening in the sunshine. A string of pearls plant sits in the background.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saw Resident Evil today and enjoyed it and have some (non story spoiler) thoughts about it. Don't want to risk saying anything about it on the feed so have popped them in the alt text of this poster.
Resident Evil poster. An exterior house doorway with several limbs grasping the doorway at impossible angles with only darkness seen inside. 

This film is really tidy, tight and confident. Cregger's mix of comedy and scares are all here. There are some things I do find interesting:

- Thematically it felt extremely light, a story of a man getting from A to B and how he reacts to the insanity around him. The core idea is that of a Player being pulled into a game. He is loudly ordinary but everyone around him is heightened, speaking like video game NPCs, and he is frequently caught in scenarios where more ammo is needed or a key must be retrieved. This is often acknowledged directly in dialogue, in case anyone misses it. Movie succeeds in communicating a video game world to a film, but moreso the mechanics of a game rather than the medium.
- Because of this, it feels like a theme park dark ride or Halloween dungeon experience where the viewer moves with the character from experience to experience. 
- The rules of the "zombies" are interestingly specific and gamey, though it jars, how hard the film works to communicate them and pay them off.
- I was surprised how little of the Resi worldbuilding is actually here, to the point I would believe an earlier draft wasn't even in this world. I jokingly made a little bingo card and outside of nods like typewriters, this does not pull much from the (many) games. Resi is extremely dense in lore and a surprising amount is left on the table.  i am curious if Sony wil take the same route with Metal Gear Solid.
- Main actor is very good and carries it all very well. 
- Great vibes and photography. First hour in particular has shades of The Thing, Fargo. 
- If there is a sequel I would like to see it work a little harder, stretch a little further to either convey an idea or dip into the Raccoon City mythology. 
- Always interesting to see an American take on a Japanese game about Americans. 
- Fun movie. Enjoyed it.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
First time watching.
Poster for Howl's Moving Castle. A giant, dark looking structure that looks comprised of machinery and dwellings and stands and mechanical legs towers of a field of green grass and pink flowers while the sun peeks through clouds and mountains in the background.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Started this. Really good so far but still getting my toes wet.
Screenshot from Onimusha: Way of the Swords. 
A cinematic widescreen closeup photo of an intense looking Samurai looking into the camera with his sword held in the foreground.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Holy lord.
The crisp cold fingers of time wrapping firmly around the throat of a once youthful man. 

(More specifically a bunch of grey hairs on the side of a man's head).
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If I have to run at 7am, you have to hear about it.
Selfie of generic white man with messy hair and green earphones standing in a field of trees in the early morning.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've started A Plague Tale: Resonance. I really appreciate that this middle shelf series has managed to give us three games.
Screenshot for A Plague Tale: Resonance.

Menu screen, water flows over beach sand. A sword is pierced in the ground, among dead bodies, blood and weaponry. Screenshot for A Plague Tale: Resonance.

Small boats row through a Venetian canal in the late evening. Screenshot for A Plague Tale: Resonance.

A slim, dark skinned woman with dark curly hair surveys a burning port under the moonlight.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Had to quickly finish this tonight so I can start Plague Tale tomorrow. South of Midnight. Really nice game, clearly made with care. Reminded me a lot of Kena: Bridge of Spirits.
Screenshot from South of Midnight.

In a dark swamp, a black woman carrying two hooks looks on as two giant mythical creatures stare at eachother. 

Screenshot from South of Midnight.

A black woman in a white dress stands in a dimly lit old room filled with lampshades.Screenshot from South of Midnight.

In a dimension of floating buildings, a black woman in a black dress surveys a scene of various New Orleans buildings and neon signs with a winding cobblestone path in front of her.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Simpsons Drinking Time meme but it says Halloween. 

Lenny is pointing at a spot on the floor and there is a beam of light to signify how they measure time.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The world of this game is so well-realised.
South of Midnight screenshot. An old house sits on the edge of a cliff in the late evening sun on a forested mountainside. Main character looks on. South of Midnight screenshot. An old man with a long great beard and a big hat. South of Midnight screenshot. A house is seen in the middle of a dark cave with lamp lights throughout. A giant spider woman can be seen in the distance.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In 2026 nothing puts me off a game quicker than this face.
Screenshot from Marvel Wolverine game, titular character is holding some lad by the neck but ONCE AGAIN it's the unmistakable visage of Troy Baker, the Jared Leto of video games.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Enjoying this.
Screenshot from Big Walk. Character reading a map. Screenshot from Big Walk. Characters looking out at the water.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My headcanon is that Peace Walker is the true MGS5, closing the series, and Phantom Pain never happened. It was all an unfinished daydream in the mind of Troy Baker.
Concept logos for Metal Gear Solid 5: Peace Walker, before Kojima and Konami decided to take the number off of it. 

Troy Baker is the worst.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Performing some first-time pothos potting.
Jars full of water with pothos propagating and expanding their roots.Pothos cuttings with long roots out on a plate. Freshly potted pothos.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Enjoying this a lot.
South of Midnight screenshot. Hazel, a slim black woman with long braids stands above a swamp with evening light beaming through.South of Midnight screenshot. Hazel, a slim black woman with long braids stands in a dark cave while an emerald green rune glows in front of them. South of Midnight screenshot. Hazel, a slim black woman with long braids stands in front of an old broken down church in bright evening sun.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A jar of pothos cuttings that are long overdue being potted.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A snake plant with generic white man in the mirror behind it.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Crying kid with gun meme
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I have started South of Midnight and so far it is a fun vibey southern gothic action game. Production really stands out, storytelling is mix of actual stop motion, simulated stop motion and cutout animation, and character animation seems to be on 2s, maybe 4s. Music is excellent.
Cutscene screenshot of you g black woman with long braids and lots of jewellery. Stop motion screenshot of a pair of hands holding a book with "South of Midnight" embossed in it along with a rabbit and a crow. A cutout animation scene of a man playing guitar on a boat sailing along a swamp with a family.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Lol
Ricky Gervais releases new animated series Alley Cats on Netflix

The Guardian

Alley Cats review - the genital jokes in Ricky Gervais's sweary cartoon are just exhausting

1 day ago

The Telegraph

Ricky Gervais's abysmal Netflix cartoon is the worst thing to happen to cats since Cats

1 day ago

RTE RTE.ie

Ricky Gervais says late fame kept him 'grounded'

20 hours ago

T The Times

Alley Cats review - is Ricky Gervais's sweary cat cartoon too much?

1 day ago

E Empire

Alley Cats review: It isn't that Ricky Gervais' new comedy is offensive, it's just not very good

15 hours ago

The Independent

Does Ricky Gervais actually think his new Netflix show Alley Cats is good?

1 day ago
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Got my copy of Perfect Organism by @ultrabrilliant.xyz including beautiful art work by Chancellor Stokes. Time to play Alien: Isolation again.
A beautiful hardback back named Perfect Organism with a small lime green sleeve and sci fi art work of a scanner left in space ship hallway with blood trailing away from it.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Me when you talk about The Odyssey.
Family Guy 'it insists upon itself' moment.
Peter, Lois, Chris, Stewie and Brian in a panic room neck deep in water.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Tumblr snippet with a screenshot of Metal Gear Solid 2 codec conversation between Snake and Raiden. 


"No. "Vamp" isn't for vampire. It's because he's bisexual..."

"this is literally the funniest plot twist in any form of media ever"

bigboybread says

"No but get this dude's entire's backstory.

When he went to church it was blown up. He was impaled by a crucifix and onlt survived 2 days because he drank the blood of his dead family for 2 days until he was rescued. They called him vamp but not because all of that."

Because he was bisexual

What the fuck is metal gear about"
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Bummer that Google TV has these slop thumbnails. Just use movie posters! Or pay a designer for a week of work!
Google TV UI menu of various movie genres such as fantasy or romance. All of them have generic thumbnail imagery of unimaginative representations of genre, clearly output from some AI slop generator.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image.
Simpsons screenshot. Man dressed as Duff beer holds his finger up to Patty (or Selma?) with a belligerent expression. 

He is saying "Surly only looks out for one guy - Surly".
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A red sunset behind a line of evergreen trees and an electric pole.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
And away we go.
Title screen of 007 First Light. Very suave looking man in nice leather jacket holding a pistol. Looks vaguely like yassified Tintin.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Breakfast.
A bowl of chocolate oatmeal with sliced bananas, chopped hazelnuts and dried goji berries. There are some houseplants in the background.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Now watching.
Poster for Host. Laptop in dark room with red light coming from it. Scary hands reaching out from behind it. Zoom call on screen. Tagline is 'Someone new has joined the meeting'.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"how was the weekend, Graham?" "Yeah not great."
A stupid man with a red beard trying to swim through a tunnel of muddy water with limited space to breathe.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
The logo for Lostpedia. A black book with a Dharma logo on it.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Looking through old drawings lately. Including ideas I tried to sketch out but went nowhere (Kim).
Pen sketch of a man's eye and nose.A very loose sketch of Kim Kitsuragi smoking a cigarette. There is a vague silhouette of a man hanging from a tree in the smoke. A closeup of a portrait of a woman with my ginger hair and red lips. A man in a purple shirt. His elbow is outstretched and a cat is balancing on it. They are looking at eachother.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I'll find a new mirror to pull photos from.
Mirror selfie of generic white man with a ginger beard against a rich green background.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Breaking news.
A little hare in a garden.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Another classic from the people who brought you:
Headline from gamesindustry dot biz that reads: Infinity Ward says Modern Warfare isn't political, debates how it ever could be
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Nice thing I spotted in Lego Batman, wheelchair user NPCs.
A screenshot from Lego Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight. 

A Gotham street at night. Robin is the player character. On the path is a man in a wheelchair. He is wearing a green suit and carrying an umbrella.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Top of generic white man head. A poster for the Mummy hangs behind. A little sprout of a plant in a pot. The shadow of a tall tree in lush green grass and moss.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Rewatching a silly movie.
Poster for Devil. An elevator door with red light bleeding through it in the shape of an inverted cross.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Good movie. Real bad time!
Poster for The Ugly Stepsister.  A foot in a Victorian-era slipped is on an embroidered stool. The toe is bloody and there is a cleaver posed aside it.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A chocolate cake with hazelnuts and goji berries sprinkled atop.
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Graham @1fivefive.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A layer of chocolate cake held up by a hand.
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