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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON

@1997spamton1997.bsky.social
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[The one! The Only!] SALESMAN!! [[Best By]] PRODUCE, AM4ZING DEALS, AND MOST OF ALL [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]

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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
OH [Dangnabbit!] OH DAMN OH [FRICK!] I FEEL I'M GONNA BE [Sickening prices].
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I ONLY NEED [1] THING FROM YOU YOU YOU. THAT'S RIGHT!! JUST ONE THING!!! FROM YOU. NOT [Cash Only], AND NO [Deal or NO DEAL]. I NEED. A. POTATO CHIP?? WHEN DID- [Wonder where the tiiiiimes weeent♪] I WRITE THAT ON MY GROCERY LIST?? HOW DO I EVEN HAVE A GROCERY LIST????
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SODA!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OH. SO IT'S JUST [Free!] CHAINS? [Thank you and have fun!]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHO THE [Fudge cakes and lemon drops!] SENT ME A BOX OF METAL CHAINS???
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HEY EVERY ! !
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
// Bluesky™ - website for people of few words.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I AM [Shake King] SO MUCH!!!!!!!!! MAYBE I SHOULD [Got Low Low Low Low Low] The dosaGE NEXT TIME??????
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I AM THE [BIG], I AM THE [SHOT], I AM THE SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!;;
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
// THE STEAM FRAME HAS RELEASED??? (I wasn't paying attention)
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES!!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WELL AT LEAST I'M A SUGOI [Sales? But what about the mails?!] BOY! AND YOU'RE... YOU'RE [You're purple! You don't know anything!] ABOUT SALES!!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IF YOU WA- [Don'chu Wanna ??] RAGEBAIT ME, YOU"RE GONNA HAVE TO TRY BETTER THAN THAT!! HAVING ME IN KRIS' [[Spacius Portable Housing]] MAKES ME SAFER FROM THOSE FROM THOSE WHO FROM THOSE WHO [Miauu]. ALSO THEIR [♪Ring Ring Ring♪] HAS TETRIS.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HEY EVERY! !
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OH YEAH!! I [Replacement parts 25% off] MYSELF WITH A DECOY PAIR OF GLASSES I MADE OUT OF A MAGNET AND SOME BROKEN BOTTLES. SUPRISED YOU HAVEN'T [Eviction notice] IT YET.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
// Would Noelle who is studying to work at a suitor's be called "Suitelle"? A lot to consider.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THERE IS ONLY [1] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON, AND THAT'S ME. [There's nothing there] TO BE SCARED OF!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HEY EVERY ! ! HAVE YOU EVER ATE CARDBOARD FOR LUNCH? [Let me know in the comments!].
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SOMEONE DROPPED THEIR COMEDY [License] DOWN THE [Drain] [Drain], AND YOU FISHED IT OUT.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[No Strings Attached]!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO [Strings Attached] !!!!1!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'M SO [Marketable].
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
// I accidentally ordered that shit once.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
IT'S A DISGUISE SO THAT THEY'RE [Unlikely] TO ATT4CK ME!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
HEY EVERY ! !
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I"M LITERALLY [Ain't he the cutest] SUGOI [Puppet on the strings] !!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
WOW!! THAT IS QUITE [[Interest Rises as the economy]]!! HOWEVER. I HAVE SOME NOTES ABOUT THE DESIGN. ALSO I'D [Like] TO KNOW ABOUT THE SPECIFICATIONS.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't use my own tips on me or else I'll or else I"ll HAEHAHHAHEHEHAHEHAH
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ME!! I WILL!!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THE KIND THAT [A Friend in need!] WOULD ACCEPT TO HELP THEIR [[Old Pal Spamton!]] ACHIEVE GODHOOD!! OR ANYTHING! Please...
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
COLLECT MY DEALS.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
PLACE THAT GUARDS YOUR [BIG MONEY]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
??? THIS [Little Sponge] DOESN'T KNOW WHAT KROMER IS?? KID, YOU'RE [Killing] ME. [Kromer] IS THE TH1NG THAT MAKES THE WORLD GO [[World-Wide]]!! YOU STORE IT IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
WOW!! HAVEN'T [Receive news and Info about our!] YOU IN A WHILE!! HAVE YOU BEEN GETTING YOUR KROMER UP, OR YOUR KROMER UP?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
HELP.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BE A BIG SHOT?? I'VE GOT YOUR HAHEHAHEHAHEHE SO. [Listen carefully]. AND. HAND. ME. FIVE. KROMER.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
HEY EVERY ! !
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I AM SO [[BIG SHOT]]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[Are you suffering from addiction to dangerous] CHESS? I HEARD IT CAN BE QUITE BAD TO HAVE IT.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
WIN... WHAT DOES WIN DO? [Windows] WHAT WIN WANTS, AND WIN IS WHAT I WANT, SO IF I AM NOT [Victorius], THEN THE [Winner] GETS A DINNER, AND I? I AM SURE THAT MY WIN WILL WIN-ENTUALLY COME TO ME, BECAUSE EVEN GODS DIE AND EVEN [Little Sponge] MAKE IT [[BIG]].
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
THE [[$!##]] YOU MEAN [Nuh-uh]????
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
THAT MAY BE [TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE]. But there is one m- [BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!] THAT YOU DIDN'T ACCOUNT FOR. I HAVE BEEN IN THIS [Numbers' game] THE LONGEST, I KNOW EVERY [Hints&tips], EVERY [cheats&tricks], AND EVERY [tints&Hips]. AND THIS HERE IS TELLING ME THAT. "*your forgiveness" I WIN
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
THERE IS NO [[NOO NO REFUNDS]] ON THE CURSE OF THE [[Unintelligible Laughter]] SO I'D SAY ANYONE ELSE AFFLICTED WOULD GET RATHER [On the of fence if]. BUT YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON KNOWS YOU DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT!! SO DON"T WORRY, AND JUST FOR [$5.45] I;"LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO TO MAKE THEM FORGIVE YOU Y\Ou
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NICER!? NICER?? YOU'VE GOTTA BE [The biggest Catch] LIAR EVER!! HOW IS YOU PARADING YOURSELF OVER ME MAKES YOU [Noice]!? AND KID, I WOULD FORGIVE YOU. BUT YOU [Keep coming back and coming back and coming back] JUST TO [[$!$#]] ALL OVER MY MY PASSION AND TELL ME THAT I [[$?!&]]ING SUCK?? NO! NO! NO!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
IN YOUR IN YOUR YOUR [Dreemurrs], KID.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
TRUE!! AND NEVER FORGET ABOUT IT.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON @1997spamton1997.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
// I have been struggling to come up with anything good. Hmmmm... Uhhh... // Frozen food either disgusts or facinates you in a sick, odd manner.
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