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Yukari Yakumo

@17yogapyoukai.bsky.social
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17 years old. youkai sage from gensokyo. i love to sleep

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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
women want me bad and all i want is to sleep the entire year away
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
you think my jokes are not funny? (manipulates the boundary of your opinions) think again buddy
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
im gonna let chen watch bluey with ran but with my powers the characters will say problematic things like criticizing capitalism and incite terroristic acts against government buildings. im also gonna have bluey say the fuck word
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
10 thousand dollars . you all know what to do
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
decided to drink a sinister potion at eientei and it gave me crab claws for hands, good thing i can manipulate boundaries so i can still use them like i would with my normal hands. the nurse's face is fucking fuming lmao
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
None of you wuoldnt get the appeal of throwing 10 ton public transport vehicles at unassuming shrine maidens for the fun of it . your appreciation for it is as shallow as a pool of 20 centimeters. it's not a pool
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hey all. Did you miss me. I know you did. Guess What I was busy doing cool youkai activities. Activities you feeble humans wouldn't (a stack of papers that all say "Today: Feed Youmu a Poisonous Apple" fall over) fuck fuckfuck FUCK
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
if i kill yuo. actually no i can't do that i wish i could though 💛💛💛 but if u die u will see komachi onozuka and i dont know if any of you are worthy of her ...
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
eyyyyyyy cmonnnnnnnnn don't solve the incident i causeddddd im just a birthday girlllll im a little birthday girl wearing her cute lace birthday outfit cmonnnnnnnnnnn let me do fun thingsssss
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i look at bart simpson the same way i would look at any of those stupid ass fairies that harass reimu in that i could very easily kill that kid with my own bare hands but doing so would be a waste of time for how worthless he is . also he is not real
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
today is kiss a ghost day. something that most of you all will not experience. i could kiss yuyuko right now and you wouldn't know it. haha i can kiss a ghost and you can't
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i can't even take a shit without it being treated as danmaku every time i go to the toilet i have to enter a spell card battle with the bacteria in the water and say things like "SHITTING SIGN [UNIVERSE OF HYPERACTIVE INTESTINAL DIGESTION]" and hear a bunch of pichuuns as i flush the toilet
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i have to give bonus points to the tanuki she sure does have good taste in animals . she turned me into an axolotl where a lesser being wouldve just made me a lazy fat cat. shes got class
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Lumiknight (Yukari's Hubby) @lumiknight.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I was possessed to draw this
Yukari Doro
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
another day another train to send to crash down the scarlet devil mansion . this is for patchouli calling my boobs small
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
has anyone asked me if i know of sans the skeleton . no? well i do. he doesn't accept voice calls . now go away
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
gonna give reimu some fucked up horse viagra weed and make her think this is mima
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
ran just asked me if we could invite reimu here bc she doesn't know how to "prove she's a human" in order to watch 2005 movie surf's up i think we should abolish all captchas
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
chen can u stop learning new brainrot terms you're scaring ran. you've learned about "hawk tuah" and now my computer is in a fetal position look at what you've done
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
humans can't understand the genius of a youkai sage sometimes . next time im gonna send her to alaska
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
some people might say kurt cobain is dead .... Wrong . I spirited Kurt Cobain and is now living a peaceful life here in gensokyo . shes now a woman too. As for who she is now ... well thats none of yuor business
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
wjat's that? its monday? (changes the boundary of the weekend) try again sucker .
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I think i just saw mima . what the fuck. i didnt think she was alive . oh wait its sanae never mind (throws a train at her)
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
why the fuck did that satori name herself "satori".... its like if someone who wore purple all the time would decide to call herself "yukari"... Wait
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
this happened while we invited that satori's hell raven pet i dotn think gensokyo is adept for basketball games
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
im never inviting tenshi to a basketball game what the fuck is this shjt
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
today is prank your shrine maiden day and in this day im gonna give reimu a wet willie and have her think sanae did it
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
heard from yuyuko that youmu got a part time job at mc donalds and its taking me every fiber in my being not to go there and laugh at her for 3 hours
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
that iron man guy is such a dumbass . he named his computer "jarvis" who tf would give someone such a loser ass name . my computer, named ran, on the other hand, has a way cooler name and appearance than any computer in existence . she's also a fox and can spin. i throw her at youmu for fun
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
chen went to taco bell and is currently in the restroom for over 4 hours what the hell did she eat there i didnt know cats would make THIS much of a stink in the toilet
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
you know what fuck you *throws you in a gap just to feel something*
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
new day, new attempt to steal reimu's food from her pantry . looks like your favorite gap youkai's gettin some onigiri today yessir
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
even the likes of gender can be a boundary to manipulate, that's why eientei offers free hrt for all to enjoy
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
cant go to the hakurei shrine in this blistering heat because reimu wont put on some fuckin deodorant. every time i go there i run the risk of smelling her sweaty armpits and its DISGUSTING . if any of you make comments i'm sending you all to antarctica naked
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
i threw a rock at cirno and she died only to return 5 minutes later . stupid fairy why won't u die
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
chen saw "super mario titans" on ran by accident and now wants to ride an ice cream elephant whhhat are we doing here
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
my boobs are huge but i never suffer from back pain problems because of them . that's boundary manipulation for you babyyy
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
tried telling marisa about the dangers of AI that can affect gensokyo and she was high off her ass on ancient forest mushrooms i swear mine has to be a thankless job sometimes
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
didnt care too much for images loading on this site, i was preoccupied with my activities as a youkai sage which included observing the beautiful landscapes of my beloved gensokyo and look at the bizarre wonders it holds. and then i put gaps on top of and under youmu so she'd constantly fall
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
more people should be unpredictable. take me for example. my name may be yu"car"i, but i attack people with trains. it's a good practice.
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
reimu caught me twerking to pikmin songs im gonna end it all i swear
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i was listening to some michael jackson and then chen walked in doing the thriller dance fucking perfectly why did ran never tell me about this what the fukc
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
callout post for the watatsuki sisters: You Suck . Fuck Yuou
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i HATE reimu hakurei. heh, master plan... that will get to her for sure-hey . hey what the fuck . stop sweeping your broom in such a nonchalant way. is that marisa. are they making out. they're making out. god fucking dammit
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
reminded of that hell goddess that named her child "clown piss" what was her fucking problem
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
manipulates the boundary of your lips so you SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
my master plan to make reimu do her job : make the hakurei shrine interior 1 tile longer so she gets peeved at the fact that she has to walk more in order to get her favorite booze . after that she'll think its an incident and will go out. and then i blame it on okina and she gets her ass beaten
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
i am NOT going to be overtaken by that lunar sage . ran open wide its time to give you a 1tb samsung ddr ram stick
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
sumireko once asked me if my powers worked like plastic surgery and if i could give her a giga chad face . first of all im more of a metaphysical person i dont care about this crap . second of all diesel locomotive in your face
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
if at one point yuo thought i was a """"""white woman"""""" named """""""maribel""""""", consider the following: No
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