Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 18/09/2026women want me bad and all i want is to sleep the entire year away 080
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 31/07/2026you think my jokes are not funny? (manipulates the boundary of your opinions) think again buddy 061
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 31/07/2026im gonna let chen watch bluey with ran but with my powers the characters will say problematic things like criticizing capitalism and incite terroristic acts against government buildings. im also gonna have bluey say the fuck word 042
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 18/07/202610 thousand dollars . you all know what to do 020
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 16/07/2026decided to drink a sinister potion at eientei and it gave me crab claws for hands, good thing i can manipulate boundaries so i can still use them like i would with my normal hands. the nurse's face is fucking fuming lmao 074
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 15/07/2026None of you wuoldnt get the appeal of throwing 10 ton public transport vehicles at unassuming shrine maidens for the fun of it . your appreciation for it is as shallow as a pool of 20 centimeters. it's not a pool 0104
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Hey all. Did you miss me. I know you did. Guess What I was busy doing cool youkai activities. Activities you feeble humans wouldn't (a stack of papers that all say "Today: Feed Youmu a Poisonous Apple" fall over) fuck fuckfuck FUCK 094
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 11/07/2026if i kill yuo. actually no i can't do that i wish i could though 💛💛💛 but if u die u will see komachi onozuka and i dont know if any of you are worthy of her ... 021
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 10/07/2026eyyyyyyy cmonnnnnnnnn don't solve the incident i causeddddd im just a birthday girlllll im a little birthday girl wearing her cute lace birthday outfit cmonnnnnnnnnnn let me do fun thingsssss 085
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 09/07/2026i look at bart simpson the same way i would look at any of those stupid ass fairies that harass reimu in that i could very easily kill that kid with my own bare hands but doing so would be a waste of time for how worthless he is . also he is not real 083
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 09/07/2026today is kiss a ghost day. something that most of you all will not experience. i could kiss yuyuko right now and you wouldn't know it. haha i can kiss a ghost and you can't 0126
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 08/07/2026i can't even take a shit without it being treated as danmaku every time i go to the toilet i have to enter a spell card battle with the bacteria in the water and say things like "SHITTING SIGN [UNIVERSE OF HYPERACTIVE INTESTINAL DIGESTION]" and hear a bunch of pichuuns as i flush the toilet 031
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 07/07/2026i have to give bonus points to the tanuki she sure does have good taste in animals . she turned me into an axolotl where a lesser being wouldve just made me a lazy fat cat. shes got class 193
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Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 07/07/2026another day another train to send to crash down the scarlet devil mansion . this is for patchouli calling my boobs small 061
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 07/07/2026has anyone asked me if i know of sans the skeleton . no? well i do. he doesn't accept voice calls . now go away 050
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 07/07/2026gonna give reimu some fucked up horse viagra weed and make her think this is mima 0127
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 07/07/2026ran just asked me if we could invite reimu here bc she doesn't know how to "prove she's a human" in order to watch 2005 movie surf's up i think we should abolish all captchas 032
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 06/07/2026chen can u stop learning new brainrot terms you're scaring ran. you've learned about "hawk tuah" and now my computer is in a fetal position look at what you've done 171
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 06/07/2026humans can't understand the genius of a youkai sage sometimes . next time im gonna send her to alaska 081
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 06/07/2026some people might say kurt cobain is dead .... Wrong . I spirited Kurt Cobain and is now living a peaceful life here in gensokyo . shes now a woman too. As for who she is now ... well thats none of yuor business 030
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 06/07/2026wjat's that? its monday? (changes the boundary of the weekend) try again sucker . 040
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I think i just saw mima . what the fuck. i didnt think she was alive . oh wait its sanae never mind (throws a train at her) 020
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 05/07/2026why the fuck did that satori name herself "satori".... its like if someone who wore purple all the time would decide to call herself "yukari"... Wait 03013
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 05/07/2026this happened while we invited that satori's hell raven pet i dotn think gensokyo is adept for basketball games 215065
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 05/07/2026im never inviting tenshi to a basketball game what the fuck is this shjt 19427
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 05/07/2026today is prank your shrine maiden day and in this day im gonna give reimu a wet willie and have her think sanae did it 041
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 05/07/2026heard from yuyuko that youmu got a part time job at mc donalds and its taking me every fiber in my being not to go there and laugh at her for 3 hours 070
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 05/07/2026that iron man guy is such a dumbass . he named his computer "jarvis" who tf would give someone such a loser ass name . my computer, named ran, on the other hand, has a way cooler name and appearance than any computer in existence . she's also a fox and can spin. i throw her at youmu for fun 03515
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 05/07/2026chen went to taco bell and is currently in the restroom for over 4 hours what the hell did she eat there i didnt know cats would make THIS much of a stink in the toilet 041
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 05/07/2026you know what fuck you *throws you in a gap just to feel something* 011
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 04/07/2026new day, new attempt to steal reimu's food from her pantry . looks like your favorite gap youkai's gettin some onigiri today yessir 040
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 04/07/2026even the likes of gender can be a boundary to manipulate, that's why eientei offers free hrt for all to enjoy 170
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 04/07/2026cant go to the hakurei shrine in this blistering heat because reimu wont put on some fuckin deodorant. every time i go there i run the risk of smelling her sweaty armpits and its DISGUSTING . if any of you make comments i'm sending you all to antarctica naked 060
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 04/07/2026i threw a rock at cirno and she died only to return 5 minutes later . stupid fairy why won't u die 08418
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 04/07/2026chen saw "super mario titans" on ran by accident and now wants to ride an ice cream elephant whhhat are we doing here 030
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 04/07/2026my boobs are huge but i never suffer from back pain problems because of them . that's boundary manipulation for you babyyy 020
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 03/07/2026tried telling marisa about the dangers of AI that can affect gensokyo and she was high off her ass on ancient forest mushrooms i swear mine has to be a thankless job sometimes 071
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 03/07/2026didnt care too much for images loading on this site, i was preoccupied with my activities as a youkai sage which included observing the beautiful landscapes of my beloved gensokyo and look at the bizarre wonders it holds. and then i put gaps on top of and under youmu so she'd constantly fall 112964
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 03/07/2026more people should be unpredictable. take me for example. my name may be yu"car"i, but i attack people with trains. it's a good practice. 0144
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 02/07/2026reimu caught me twerking to pikmin songs im gonna end it all i swear 072
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 02/07/2026i was listening to some michael jackson and then chen walked in doing the thriller dance fucking perfectly why did ran never tell me about this what the fukc 094
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 02/07/2026callout post for the watatsuki sisters: You Suck . Fuck Yuou 0144
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 01/07/2026i HATE reimu hakurei. heh, master plan... that will get to her for sure-hey . hey what the fuck . stop sweeping your broom in such a nonchalant way. is that marisa. are they making out. they're making out. god fucking dammit 0308
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 30/06/2026reminded of that hell goddess that named her child "clown piss" what was her fucking problem 020
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 30/06/2026manipulates the boundary of your lips so you SHUT THE FUCK UP 042
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 30/06/2026my master plan to make reimu do her job : make the hakurei shrine interior 1 tile longer so she gets peeved at the fact that she has to walk more in order to get her favorite booze . after that she'll think its an incident and will go out. and then i blame it on okina and she gets her ass beaten 040
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 30/06/2026i am NOT going to be overtaken by that lunar sage . ran open wide its time to give you a 1tb samsung ddr ram stick 170
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 29/06/2026sumireko once asked me if my powers worked like plastic surgery and if i could give her a giga chad face . first of all im more of a metaphysical person i dont care about this crap . second of all diesel locomotive in your face 053
Yukari Yakumo @17yogapyoukai.bsky.social · 29/06/2026if at one point yuo thought i was a """"""white woman"""""" named """""""maribel""""""", consider the following: No 0113