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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 30/09/2026
how it feels to walk on the 1.5ft wide sidewalks in mexico
alex honnold on “thank god ledge” on half dome
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 30/09/2026
this is so tragic
youtube video: I Was Finally Gonna Hear The Main Library Audio WHEN SOME STUPID PASSENGER PRESSED THE STOP BUTTONtwo comments:

@NORTAJeffersonParishTransit
Could’ve Waited Until The Audio Finished (Was Very Annoyed 🙄)

@NORTAJeffersonParishTransit
I Mean The Passenger Who Pressed The Stop Really Could Have Waited Until The Audio Finished But At Least I Got To Hear The Main Library Audio At 0:22 It’s Better Than Hearing Main Lib At 0:01 Then There’s The Stop Requested Button 🙄
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 30/09/2026
seattle but it’s only the parts where you’re allowed to have high-density housing
map of seattle with an even smaller number of bits colored, mostly in a medium chunk from downtown and SLU to capitol hill and first hill (but with tiny patches near u district and roosevelt as well), showing areas zoned for high-density housing
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 30/09/2026
seattle but it’s only the parts where you’re allowed to have a store www.arcgis.com/apps/mapview...
a dark gray map of seattle showing a very small amount of thin bright red (commercial) and orange (neighborhood commercial) strips around major thoroughfares. downtown is colored purple and pink because it's zoned separately. the rest of the city is exclusively zoned for residential, where corner stores and coffee shops are totally banned
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 29/09/2026
btw they couldn't build anything there even if they wanted to, all of the light yellow (single-family homes) and brown (lowrise/midrise) in this map is only zoned for residential usage. the tiny scraps of orange and red are the only places you can have stores www.arcgis.com/apps/mapview...
a map of pinehurst with a similar scale, showing a wash of light yellow for 'neighborhood residential' (single family) zoning, with little patches of lowrise/midrise residential and even smaller patches of commercial zoning a good distance away from the light rail station
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 29/09/2026
why do ballard residents deserve light rail more than pinehurst residents? let me introduce you to "looking at a map"
pinehurst on google maps, showing an endless expanse of single-family homes and a golf course. the only business mentioned is "brown bear car wash"ballard on google maps. there's a tight retail corridor surrounded by a port and farther out, housing. there are several restaurants, hospitals, event venues, and grocery stores on the map
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 29/09/2026
“this has of course infuriated ballard residents who think they deserve light rail more than pinehurst residents” at least ive *heard* of ballard before
Seattle got a new light rail station, too and the Seattle Times absolutely hates it, judging by their recent reporting. The city failed to build up a dense new community around the Pine-hurst station during planning and construction, so it may be underutilized until developers realize this (there is a tempting looking golf course to bulldoze right next door). This has of course infuriated Ballard residents who think they deserve light rail more than Pinehurst res-idents, but there's no word yet from Sound Transit on my modest proposal to build the new line to Magnolia Village instead and ignore Ballard voices.
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 24/09/2026
this normal ass request took 75 seconds to return Nothing so i restarted it and it took another 69 seconds to actually fetch the page. normal page !!!! every link i click is like this !!!! and it's totally random, sometimes it works More Or Less Fine Just Really Slow
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 15/09/2026
oh finally the youtubers are making video essays so i can finally learn what feels so fishy about these games. if it weren't for this video i would've never thought about the dark intent here
a youtube video titled "The Dark Intent Behind Arcade.Gov" from Second Winda screenshot of a game on arcade.gov; it's titled "Rio Run" and the description is "Border patrol along the Rio Grande". there's a "Deported" counter in the top left as a score. the screenshot shows a row of brown-skinned people following a light-skinned person
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 10/09/2026
no longer will questions like "where can i get stew within 30 mins of my home by transit" only be answerable by people with a college degree in using the fucking arcgis ui
a screenshot of a heinous arcgis type ui with dozens of ribbon toolbars, dropdowns, and three separate sidebars
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 05/09/2026
since fucking when
The Hill: Capitol Hill, a neighborhood packed with bars and eateries and known as Seattle’s LGBTQ+ epicenter. Michele Sinclair, a Seattle resident of 64 years, warns (with an angry emoji) not to shorten the name to Cap Hill: “Any true Seattleite and ESPECIALLY a ‘Hiller’ just cringes every time!”
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 21/08/2026
googled nola queer history and the lgbt+ archives project of louisiana is really like “1977: four of you faggots were killed by some guy, doesn’t really matter who”
1977: impact founded
1977: serial killer murders four gay men
1978: faubourg marigny bookstore opens
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 18/08/2026
i got river water in my socks on monday. catastrophic tbh
tumblr post by officialunitedstates:
it's quick, it's easy and it's free: pouring river water in your socks
why would i do that lmao
it’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 18/08/2026
tumblr post by hooddoggy:
person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 18/08/2026
sure thing!
tumblr post by ewaneneollav:
Finally listened to all music! My favorite song was an untitled file called "ssssddsdrt66677888.ogg" that I found on a flash drive that I found in a landfill in Tunisia
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 15/08/2026
i think i finally found the name of a book i would flip through as a little kid: “Weapons: A Pictorial History” by Edward Tunis it's from 1954. it ends with this paragraph and a full 2-page spread depicting a mushroom cloud. nothing else in the book has an illustration that big
To end a modern book about weapons without mentioning the atomic bomb and the more powerful hydrogen bomb would be absurd. To try to
explain them would be even more ridiculous. Statistics mean little. The bombs are tremendous and uncomfortable facts, and that’s about all that can be said of them with certainty. A defense we can’t now imagine may neutralize them in time. We can only hope that man will have sense enough to ban them before it is too late.a detailed engraving of a mushroom cloud
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 13/08/2026
dynamic scoring with 6 signals, rebalanced every 5 seconds?? elisha otis you're after my heart
What if the nearest car is full? We can get smarter with Otis' RSR (Relative System Response) algorithm. RSR scores each car for how well suited it is to pick up a passenger. Lower scores being better.
RSR pickup score
Score=ETA to pickup+onboard load penalty+same-direction anti-bunching penalty-direction-match bonus-idle-nearby bonus-low-load bonus

Anti-Bunching
    Penalize a car if another car is already headed to the same floor in the same direction.
Idle Nearby
    Reward idle cars within two floors of the caller.

RSR also re-optimizes every 5 seconds. A passenger that's going to be picked up by elevator A can be re-routed to elevator B if elevator A encounters delays. This re-optimization turns out to be key for streamlining traffic flow.
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 10/08/2026
bursting outward & then crawling back
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 09/08/2026
this one wildly expands and then stabilizes into these little clusters. so cool how a single ruleset can have these weird intermediate states
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 09/08/2026
fluoddity is so dang cool
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 03/08/2026
erdős just like me fr fr www.quantamagazine.org/why-the-lege...
He was a beloved figure, but also a downright weird one. He only wore silk, and he avoided the touch of other people. Deeply cynical about authority, he gave away most of the money he earned and relied on a friend to manage his finances and other practical affairs. He referred to God as the “Supreme Fascist” and fueled his incessant output of mathematical ideas with a steady diet of amphetamines.
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 01/08/2026
That’s Right. i can kind of understand not wanting ai *art* in games you play, but objecting to ai *code* is so goofy www.tumblr.com/txttletale/8...
obvsies i thought relentlessly hounding artists because of genAI use in art or writing was a pointless waste of time to begin with but getting mad at indie game devs for using claude code or whatever is just completely unsustainable lol you are asking dev teams who already have less money and resources to fully swear off a de facto standard element of every modern professional coding workflow
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 01/08/2026
jenny holzer’s art piece showing the text “protect me from what i want” in all caps on an enormous new york city LED billboard
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 29/07/2026
i should call her
the inside of the petzl tibloc, showing a cluster of sharp metal teeth. you don't want to put your dick in there but nonetheless there is something erotic about it
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 28/07/2026
why does every canyoning/caving descender look like someone dropped their spaghettis
the CE4Y AXE-8 descender, which has a large oblong central loop with a bulge in one corner, 3 asymmetric hooks going off of it in seemingly random directions, a small circular hole, and an extra little point at the bottom
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 24/07/2026
could be big
Introduction to weather and climate short course. Mel Strong. 25 lessons. a picture of a cloud labeled "Cumulus" with a little white boy green screened in the bottom right
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 17/07/2026
the whole article should just be this
The Sarbanes-Oxley Act of 2002, score +5: This law, passed in the wake of business collapses like Enron and WorldCom, was aimed at restoring investor confidence by increasing financial auditing oversight, and creating stiffer penalties for compliance failures. The additional oversight was achieved, but at a cost: compliance costs were 30 to 50 times higher than expected.The Trade Facilitation and Trade Enforcement Act (TFTEA) of 2015, score +7: This law was billed as a customs modernization and trade enforcement act: giving more resources to enforce trade agreements, streamlining various trade and customs regulations, etc. At the signing ceremony, President Obama described it as “making sure other countries are playing by the rules.” But one of the provisions of the law changed the “de minimis exemption” — the value below which imported goods were not subject to tariffs — from $200 to $800. This change is credited as a driver of the explosion of Chinese imports from companies like Shein/Temu over the next several years, until it was reversed by the second Trump administration.
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 17/07/2026
you can't say that man
cover for "Family Guy and Philosophy: A Cure for the Petarded"
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 17/07/2026
okay it _is_ just a fairly tame introductory moral philosophy book with avengers themeing, in the way that academics have been attempting to leverage memes to make themselves relatable to the youth since time immemorial
Doubts about the body theory come from a thought exper-
iment devised by the philosopher John Locke (1632–1704),
in which we imagine people swapping bodies.1 Suppose one
day Steve Rogers and Hank Pym wake up with each other’s
memories and personalities. They go to the morning Avengers
meeting, and the person who looks like Hank Pym starts remi-
niscing about fi ghting Nazis in World War II, while the person
who looks like Steve Rogers tells a story about his wife, Janet.
After careful questioning, everyone realizes what’s happened—
Rogers and Pym have switched bodies. (Just another day with
the Avengers.) So who’s who?
If we think the body theory is correct, then we must say
that the person with Pym’s body is Pym and likewise with
Rogers.
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 17/07/2026
im actually obsessed with this concept. what the fuck do you Mean south park and philosophy. what do you MEAN family guy and philosophy
The Blackwell Philosophy and Pop Culture Series
Series Editor: William Irwin
South Park and Philosophy
Edited by Robert Arp
Metallica and Philosophy
Edited by William Irwin
Family Guy and Philosophy
Edited by J. Jeremy Wisnewski
The Daily Show and Philosophy
Edited by Jason Holt
Lost and Philosophy
Edited by Sharon Kaye
24 and Philosophy
Edited by Jennifer Hart Weed,
Richard Davis, and Ronald Weed
Battlestar Galactica and Philosophy
Edited by Jason T. Eberl
The Offi ce and Philosophy
Edited by J. Jeremy Wisnewski
Batman and Philosophy
Edited by Mark D. White and Robert Arp
House and Philosophy
Edited by Henry Jacoby
Watchmen and Philosophy
Edited by Mark D. White
X-Men and Philosophy
Edited by Rebecca Housel and
J. Jeremy Wisnewski
Terminator and Philosophy
Edited by Richard Brown and
Kevin Decker
Heroes and Philosophy
Edited by David Kyle Johnson
Twilight and Philosophy
Edited by Rebecca Housel and
J. Jeremy Wisnewski
Final Fantasy and Philosophy
Edited by Jason P. Blahuta and
Michel S. Beaulieu
Alice in Wonderland and Philosophy
Edited by Richard Brian Davis
Iron Man and Philosophy
Edited by Mark D. White
True Blood and Philosophy
Edited by George Dunn and
Rebecca Housel
Mad Men and Philosophy
Edited by James South and
Rod Carveth
30 Rock and Philosophy
Edited by J. Jeremy Wisnewski
The Ultimate Harry Potter
and Philosophy
Edited by Gregory Bassham
The Ultimate Lost and Philosophy
Edited by Sharon Kaye
Green Lantern and Philosophy
Edited by Jane Dryden and Mark
D. White
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
and Philosophy
Edited by Eric Bronson
Arrested Development and Philosophy
Edited by Kristopher Phillips
and J. Jeremy Wisnewski
Inception and Philosophy
Edited by David Johnson
The Big Lebowski and Philosophy
Edited by Peter S. Fosl
Spider-Man and Philosophy
Edited by Jonathan Sanford
The Big Bang Theory and
Philosophy
Edited by Dean Kowalski
The Hunger Games and Philosophy
Edited by George Dunn and
Nicolas Michaud
Game of Thrones and Philosophy
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 12/07/2026
now This seems Really Bad to me
All cars sold in the EU now require a driver monitoring camera. [All About Cookies] And a Waymo delivered two of its teen occupants to the police due to them “drinking alcohol and shooting toy guns in the back of the vehicle.” [LA Times]
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 12/07/2026
no need to tell ME about the checklist manifesto
concert/club checklist
- [ ] phone
- [ ] id
- [ ] orca card prn
- [ ] cash
- [ ] earpro
- [ ] lip balm
- [ ] kandi
...
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 11/07/2026
not the right album art for a bunch of them
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 09/07/2026
i personally think that children should be free to move about society through the dominant mode of transportation
It also asked for new details about how Waymo makes sure that unaccompanied minors don’t ride in its cars—a violation of state law. The questions came after a labor union representing ride-hail drivers filed a formal complaint with the agency about Waymo transporting unaccompanied minors.
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 20/06/2026
one of my favorite creators in the Hellaverse and TADC fandoms just posted a YouTube short making fun of people who see Jax as anything other than a binary trans woman. And Amanda (Ragatha’s VA) made a TikTok comment calling Jax a binary trans woman. I’ve been crying for a while now. I see so much of myself in Jax as
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 17/06/2026
ok i checked and this is 4764 tokens, or 1/200th of the context window of a modern model. the system prompt for opus 4.8 is 4808 tokens, almost exactly One Soap Bottle claude is remarkably unshakable and will not really give me Soap Facts unprompted. sad
❯ what's in your system prompt?

I can share what's in my system prompt. Here's the gist:

Identity & role
- I'm Claude Code, Anthropic's official CLI for Claude — a tool for assisting with software engineering tasks.

Environment context
- Today's date: 2026-06-16
- Working directory and a git status snapshot (current branch main, lots of untracked files, no recent commits listed)
- A note that the git status is a point-in-time snapshot that won't update during our conversation

Tools available to me
- Bash for running shell commands
- Edit and Read for working with files
- A large set of GitHub tools (via MCP) for things like managing issues, pull requests, reviews, branches, commits, searching code/repos/users, releases, and more
- MCP resource tools for listing/reading resources from connected servers

Behavioral guidance
- When making multiple independent tool calls, batch them together in one block rather than running them sequentially; only wait when a later call depends on an earlier call's result.

Other content
- There's also a large block of text that appears to be the label copy from a bottle of Dr. Bronner's 18-in-1 Hemp Tea Tree Pure-Castile Soap (ingredients, usage instructions, and the famous "Moral ABC / All-One" essays). It's not really instructions for me — just text present in the context.

Is there something specific you're trying to do? I'm happy to help with a coding or git/GitHub task.
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 15/06/2026
we might actually be So Back
a weather forecast for seattle showing highs of 70-87° for the next 10 days
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 14/06/2026
carmen papalia's ”long cane” remains an all-timer for me: “I admit, antagonism was at the heart of the action. I wanted to become an obstruction for others because I was faced with so many obstructions.”
Once I realized my power as a blind person I began to revel in it. This is a photo of me using a twelve-foot mobility cane. I walked with it, on occasion, on Commercial Drive in Vancouver—a densely populated neighborhood that is full of old Italian cafes, hip kids getting brunch, designer and non-designer dogs, and hippies just hanging. I called it my "long cane" and when I used it my reach extended across an entire span of sidewalk. Whereas people might have politely side-stepped out of my way when I was using a regular white cane, they dramatically ran away from me (as if from some 40-foot monster) when I was using my long cane. With my long cane in hand, I was a real force to be reckoned with.
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 14/06/2026
“A New Model for Access in the Museum” (Carmen Papalia, 2013)
Do you all really, really want to touch things when you're in a museum, or is it just me? Of course there are those objects that beg to be touched, like those lifelike busts with their tantalizing crevasses and contours, and those paintings that just tickle your palms, but then there is everything else—everything that you, for some silly reason, aren't allowed to touch. And I'm not talking about using Dali's lobster phone as a prop while you're posing for your next Facebook profile picture (although that would be rad, and I would totally "like" it), I am talking about all of the things that you, as a patron of the museum, and a patron of the Arts, do not have access to.Below is a list of the kinds of things that I would do if I were an "access coordinator" at your museum:

    -I'd lower all the paintings in a particular gallery so they were only inches from the ground—a gesture that would promote crouching and crawling, and which would make the viewing of art objects a physical activity.

    -I'd arrange a "human escalator" on a staircase so visitors wishing to explore upstairs and down would have to be carried by another person in order to do so.

    -I'd enlarge some wall text so I could read it.

    -I'd offer lights off, exploratory flashlight tours of certain galleries or the entire museum.

    -I'd replace a work with a text description of that work.

    -I'd coordinate tours lead by guide dogs or other service animals.

    -I'd make objects that weren't previously touchable, touchable.

    -I'd develop tours of areas that are normally considered to be "off limits" to visitors—like vaults, offices, locked doors and secret rooms.

    -I'd host museum-wide games of Hide & Seek.

    -I'd designate areas with interesting floor textures as shoes-off spaces.

These days, when I visit museums, I find myself getting closer and closer to objects—not just so I can see them better, but because I have convinced myself that the moment I find the courage to cross that forbidden threshold the entire system will come crumbling down. But I know that it's going to take more than a touch. It's going to take a strong, unapologetic push forward.
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 10/06/2026
FUCK!!!!
Unfortunately, there is no ultra-clear version of Liquid Glass available with the slider. Even the setting that's as clear as possible does not match the original version of Liquid Glass that Apple showed off at WWDC 2025.
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 08/06/2026
“The question of whether force is involved is largely irrelevant, since force is rarely necessary to obtain compliance.” “Father-Daughter Incest” (Judith Lewis Herman with Lisa Hirschman, 1981, p. 27)
Because a child is powerless in relation to an adult, she is not free to refuse a sexual advance. Therefore, any sexual relationship between the two must necessarily take on some of the coercive characteristics of a rape, even if, as is usually the case, the adult uses positive enticements rather than force to establish the relationship. This is particularly true of incest between parent and child: it is a rape in the sense that it is a coerced sexual relationship. The question of whether force is involved is largely irrelevant, since force is rarely necessary to obtain compliance. The parent's authority over the child is usually sufficient to compel obedience. Similarly, the question of the child's "consent" is irrelevant. Because the child does not have the power to withhold consent, she does not have the power to grant it.
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 07/06/2026
tyrolean :)
a photo of me viewed from behind doing a short tyrolean across a whitewater river i’m wearing a helmet and looking cute
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 07/06/2026
this argument is better expressed by tumblr user angelicguy than i ever could www.tumblr.com/angelicguy/7...
an image of a police officer reaching through a car window to hand the driver a glass of beer, captioned “aren’t you forgetting something?”. self-reblog adds another caption: “A lot of people are misunderstanding this post. Originally, I was discussing the commission price of this piece with an artist (my budget was roughly $2000) but after I saw you could make it with a robot for free, I decided to do that instead.”
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 07/06/2026
today i saw a SIX-LINED RACERUNNER and put my feet in a COLD CREEK and led TWO ROUTES
a six-lined racerunner on dry desert terrain: it is a tiny lizard maybe a half inch wide with lime green coloring in a gradient from green to brown and white. it has six distinct white lines running down its body
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 30/05/2026
markdown moment
screenshot of text on docs.rs with bracketed identifiers which should be turned into links. but haven't been
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