C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026To the gays that travel like all the time. Do your parents want to adopt or donate to my bank account too? lol or are yall just in insane credit card debt? 020
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I lose all sense of control after I open a Trader Joe’s Brookie. 020
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I did it. I finally joined Letterboxd. And my first movie I had to have rated on there was none other than, Empire Records. 🤘🏽media.tenor.comtwo men are standing on stairs in front of a wall with a guitar on it and a sign that says " love capitalism "ALT: two men are standing on stairs in front of a wall with a guitar on it and a sign that says " love capitalism " 150
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Love watching yall suck dick and take dick like good bottom boys. Proud of you. 030
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Saw this today. It was cute. Could have been gayer. Felt like Euphoria showed more dick than this did. I’m no bdsm/leather/dom expert so can’t speak to accuracies of the relationship(s) but enjoyed watching these two play on screen. I wanted more sex and sexual tension especially w/ a NR dating 030
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Watching this cinematic masterpiece. “Hit em with flight of the bumble bee!”media.tenor.coma man in a yellow suit and tie holds a baton in front of a crowdALT: a man in a yellow suit and tie holds a baton in front of a crowd 030
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Gays the ease at which yall crumble and lust for gay-baiting straight men… it’s gotta stop. 041
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 23/02/2026The combo of makeout + mutual masturbation is ✨sensational✨. Easily one of my favorite things outside of sliding inside and breeding some hole. 🤘🏽 060
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 15/02/2026BF was napping. Woke him up. Fed him a load and then let him finish his nap. Lazy Sundays are the best 050
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Introduce yourself with 5 songs Kid Cudi - 4 Da Kids Underoath - I don’t Feel Very Receptive Today Manchester Orchestra - The Silence Incubus - Are You In Mac Miller ft Little Dragon - The Festival 020
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 30/01/2026If they invited me to the Criterion Closet first thing I’m grabbing is the Fast & Furious box set. 010
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 28/01/2026It’s that time of year again, where the gays that never travel to Mexico unless they’re surrounded by other yts. 😂 prepare for all the infinity pool photos. 170
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 22/01/2026English Teacher is such a fun show. Better late than never I guess! 110
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Jason Bateman is so fucking funny. I love his level of sarcasm and wit. Watching the Smartless tour series on HBO and the banter he has with everyone is hilarious 😂 020
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing a blue hat with the number 1 on it is giving a speechALT: a man wearing a blue hat with the number 1 on it is giving a speech 010
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Having friends over for dinner and then making them cum after is always a great way to spend a Saturday night. 180
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Just got back from seeing the 2nd Black Phone film. Really enjoyed it. They built upon the first one well, the cinematography was really good and the score was well done. Both of them are just solid flicks. 060
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Next Folsom I need one of yall to cosplay M. Bison. The hat already has ya so close, it’s all I see every time 😂 090
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 17/08/2025restarted ‘The Pitt’ because I already missed the characters. My favs are: 240
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Luke Stoltman responded to 2 of my messages on IG live and said my name. Excuse me while I go rub one out now. 250
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 13/08/2025HBO Max needs to bring back the Real Sex series with all the old episodes too. 030
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Today is my Friday.. I’ve been in the office for 30min and I’m ready to goooooooooooooooo. 040
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 23/07/2025PopPunk, Screamo, PostHarcore bands have the hottest band members and dudes at their shows. I don’t make the rules it’s just fact. 🤘🏽 020
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I made a juicy roasted Pork loin last night for dinner that sat on a bed of veggies, it made me so happy. It came out so moist and delicious 👌🏽 030
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 05/07/2025The Bear is one emotional gut punch after another. Every episode has AT LEAST one moment that just overwhelms me to tears. 010
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 27/06/2025I despise people who place their bag in the overhead that are WAY before their own seat. You’re literally fucking the process up for everyone because you’re being selfish AND stupid. 010
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Also - NYC you were musty as hell today. 🥵 I’m too spoiled in San Diego for this 😂 2380
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Just got back from seeing this in IMAX. If you like F1, cars or racing definitely try to see it in IMAX! Really fun and high energy 010
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 13/06/2025One of my favorite things is waking him up with a handjob and milking one out of him before his day starts. 😈 040
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 02/06/2025This one was enjoyable. Jon Hamm isn’t terrible on the eyes either 🤷🏻♂️ 030
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Just got back from seeing this. Really enjoyed it, it was well-acted and dark. It was not scary though. The marketing will tell you it’s the scariest movie.. it’s not, but it is dark and it is very good. 070
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 22/05/2025I love this resort. Last year they had penis shaped butter. This year, penis shaped scrambled eggs. ❤️ 030
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 16/05/2025If you text while driving, know that I wanna punch you in the face. 🙃 010
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 14/05/2025This time next week I will be on my way to Palm Springs for a long weekend and I can not fucking waaaaaait. Gonna be so nice to have some time off work and from doing all the house preparations. 🌴🍹🏊♀️ 070
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Paul Downs cracks me up in Hacks. His delivery and facial expressions.. hilarious 020
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Yesterday, I took my first poop in our new home in San Diego. We bought a home during insane times but we made it through the process. 🤘🏽 0420
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 22/04/2025To decompress from this Monday, We are meeting friends tonight at Chilis for TripleDips 🤘🏽media.tenor.coma woman is holding a microphone and saying and i feel god in this chili 's tonightALT: a woman is holding a microphone and saying and i feel god in this chili 's tonight 120
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I’m not mentally and emotionally ready for it to be Monday. 😩media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie looks at a jacket hanging on a hangerALT: a man in a suit and tie looks at a jacket hanging on a hanger 040
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Michael Gandolfini had me feeling things in the movie Warfare. 020
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Currently watching this gemmedia.tenor.comtwo men are standing on stairs in front of a wall with a guitar on it and a sign that says " love capitalism "ALT: two men are standing on stairs in front of a wall with a guitar on it and a sign that says " love capitalism " 040
C @137exactlyjoe.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I need to start doing more than 5min of cardio during gym sessions and I am absolutely NOT happy about it. 😩media.tenor.coma person laying on their stomach with a book on their kneeALT: a person laying on their stomach with a book on their knee 020
