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Studly Elasticwaistpants

@11-bravo.bsky.social
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Due to age I have had to change my display name. I hope I am still seen as 'Cool as a moose'.

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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 2h
This video is the first in a series entitled " How To Sneak A Big Damn Boat Past Old People".
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 19h
How many times has that chair in Marine One been replaced due to sudden, inexplicable, color changes?.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 19h
Finger Four?
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 19h
Holy Clustershit, even his hair is doing a sieg heil!
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 21h
Also, we have seen lately overseas what happens to a data center if a drone accidentally crashes into one. PEOPLE! DO NOT ACCIDENTALLY CRASH YOUR DRONE INTO A DATA CENTER!. Especially if it accidentally has a boom box attached to it cause you know how loud they can be.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 22h
Check out those Mara-Nolead high heels.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I guess not.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I was in many of our family home movies. Would that be an included genre?.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I believe I may generate the same reaction. Just thought I'd mention this in passing.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
And every little breeze seems to whisper Louise.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Songfourone @songfourone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Imagine being married, related friends with this bullying and beating a woman. And it took 4 of them.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Elon might want to keep a bunker close by and keep checking for those pesky laser dots.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Those Naptha balls stuck up your nose are a real game changer, ain't they ladies?.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The question facing Winnie everyday since his 70's is most likely the same one the rest of us oldies face: Can Winnie still Pooh?.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's the Troombies, The Walking Brainless
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's a bare bones operation.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Where is that great bike/walk path?.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And this from the guy with the Helena Rubinstein eyes?. Yowsa!
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay, but me a little more?. Maybe?. I got a very fragile Eggo here.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Roman candle she stuck up her butt is starting to go off.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And in this corner Miss Perky Nobrains.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yes I are. It is the source of my scintillating wit and vast font of wisdom. Probably a good portion of the bullshit also.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hey, Friedman, get behind me. You may be cute AF but I'm CUTER THAN F. Put that in your smoke and pipe it!.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Somebody should have warned Steve that eating 2 peyote buttons could send you into strange fantasy lands.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And the next exit for men will be Go-To-Sleepville.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's Bunsen Honeydew!. How's Beaker?.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Does this not earn Ukraine A Distinguished Marksman badge?.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I love that guy in white in the back who goes to clap at the stupid and quickly realizes he will be better off brushing his hair.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Susan sent a strongly worded "What the Fuck?".
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Coast to Coast stupidity. We will have to wait for the people who write history books to stop laughing before we see this go down in the history books.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Susan Collins added a strongly worded text message.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This the kind of thing that sends "Aw that's nice" into a whole body feel.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Forget the slice that's a whole pie mouth.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Gestapo usually did this at three in the morning. These guys are not doing it properly. You'd think Reich Minister Stephen(When It's Time To Kill Jews, We Got The Brew) Miller would know that.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Tin Man and the Scarecrow are gonna be spit-flyin' jealous.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wolkenkuckkucksheim
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This comes across as nothing more than a bare asso.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Getting the crackers to roll down with the cheese has been a centuries old challenge.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'll bet she's Chicom made because they are so far ahead in robot development. Isn't it amazing how lifelike this shebot is.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is how you end up looking when you strap on a septic tank.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
1 beehive round would have spared the brakes.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A bird that always wanted to be a fish. Are we dealing with a transcormorant?
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What a maroon of Idjit proportions.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Have you run into Jack and Stephen?.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
who followed who home?
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't know why but Cheung puts me in mind of a happy large caliber artillery round.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Dandelion Wine"
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nice set of podium partners.
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Studly Elasticwaistpants @11-bravo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If somebody started licking my bung-hole I'd get fighting mad too. Maybe.
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