10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Just stole a dude's wallet, get fucked lmao 010
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Bomb Manifold has been sent to the Carmine Dungeon after filling floor 11's water cooler with Dasani 001
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Some absolute BUFFOON switched the Pepsi and Coke on our soda fountain without changing the labels. Wherever you are sir, I hope you step on a rake... 000
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 14/12/2025One of my employees has a neon sign in their cubicle that just says "BOOTY" 010
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 15/10/2025At 10egg HQ we force our employees to use "Egg OS" which runs like crap but we think it's funny so we don't fix it lol 000
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 29/09/2025People keep calling me Joe... MY NAME IS NOT JOE 000
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Just saw a cybertruck in one of our company parking spots, so I sent one of my servants out to slash their tires. Next time you give your money to a corrupt billionaire, it better be me... 000
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 23/08/2025MY NAME IS GRILLED CHEECE 😁 - Grilled Cheece 😁 000
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 20/08/2025gotta say, i watched Morbius for the 20th time and it didnt rly hit like it used to...😕 but then i watched it again and it was STILL AWESOME! - Grilled Cheece 😁 000
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 11/08/2025I think I could beat Maurice in a thumb wrestling match - Grilled Cheece 😁 000
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 01/08/2025i've jus been watching Morbius ALL DAY - Grilled Cheece 😁 000
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Someone in the lunchroom put an unpeeled banana in the toaster, but only half of it got cooked since the other half was sticking out. When it finished cooking, the man said "Mm mm mm, just how I like it!" ??? 000
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I'm torn between capitalism and communism; on one hand, I like making boatloads of money using slave labor but, on the other, I like free shit. 000
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 29/07/2025HELLO QUEERS! AM LOOKING 4 SITE WHERE I CAN STREAM DA GRIDDY MAN 4 FREE, PLZ HELP! - Grilled Cheece 😁 000
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Last social media app was ass, this one is gas 🔥🔥🔥 - Grilled Cheece 😁 000
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Me when I'm in a "be an idiot" competition and my opponents are the DUMBASSES ON FLOOR 40 010
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Grilled Cheece ran up to me, out of breath, and said "Look at this cool yoyo trick I can do!" before absolutely wrecking some poor dude's coffee mug. Gotta say, I'm impressed 020
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Jeff just griefed my dirt hut in Minecraft. This betrayal will not go unpunished. 020
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 14/07/2025WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FURRIES AT 10EGG WTF 020
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 05/07/2025I don't sell crack, but if I did I feel like I would be good at it. 120
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Just letting you all know I am currently in possession of the fabled "Monkey's Paw" 030
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Marty parked in my personal parking space so now one of my servants places mouse traps in front of him everywhere he goes. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. 030
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 12/06/2025gay sicko mode or gay mo bamba? - Grilled Cheece 😁 000
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Looked at grilled cheece's youtube history, here are some highlights: - Ssundee among ussigma - cutting sand videos - 1000 dagree knife vs sope - 2015 clean vine compilation - how many potates to charge a car battery - breaking bad best gustavo fring scenes - friday night funkin vs grilled cheece 😁 120
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Just overheard a conversation between two employees where one guy said "I can do this shit with my eyes closed" before biting off a piece of cardboard. I swear to god it even made a cartoonishly loud crunching noise when he did it 000
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 05/06/2025happy pride month! shoutouts to the genders, the homosexuals, and all the other sexuals out there 🫡 - Grilled Cheece 😁 010
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 05/06/2025For pride month here at 10egg, we are giving our LGBTQ+ employees a 5% discount off any item from our company cafeteria! We will also start playing 100 gecs over the speakers on our 1st floor lobby to celebrate 000
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 01/06/2025During a PowerPoint presentation we were having today about how to union bust, some dude in the audience yelled "More like union bustin a nut!" before high fiving himself and laughing. I hate working here. 010
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Some dumb stupid idiot just tried entering the secret vault behind my office's bookshelf. I would have let it slide, but after telling me he thought my password would be 1234 I decided to send him to the carmine dungeon. 010
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Some weirdo ordered 500 cigarettes to our corporate headquarters. Who in their right mind would need that many?? 010
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 26/05/2025I just saw a dude in the office with a shirt that said "I'm not gay, but $20 is $20." Uhh yeah, no shit?? 010
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Call me jack links da way i jerky a little beef - Grilled Cheece 😁 031
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Just held a Zoom meeting to discuss the future of 10egg and some idiot had their username set to "PenisGamer95." Let me just start by saying that, with all due respect sir, you're not a penis, you're not a gamer, you're not a penis gamer; you're NOBODY! 011
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 21/05/2025All of our employees are forced to use Internet Explorer on their computers. People have suggested using Firefox, but I don't want all my employees turning into furries... 000
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 21/05/2025THAT'S IT! I'm taking away dark mode from all our social media apps. You people don't deserve it anymore... 010
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 18/05/2025uh oh! it seems dat some of our employees r fighting 4 better working conditions, TIME 2 UNION BUST! - Grilled Cheece 😁 000
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 17/05/2025People keep referring to one our employees, Nathan Ward, as "N. Ward," I'm not sure whether i should punish this behavior or not. 120
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST HOMOSEXUALS AT THE MOMENT - Grilled Cheece 😁 010
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Time is money, so none of the clocks in our office have batteries in them (infinite time = infinite money) 💸 000
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Dont tell the old man but i jus ate 5 eggs for breakfast in the office, not 10...GET TROLLED!! - Grilled Cheece 😁 000
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 15/05/2025The head of our economics department is just a gorilla. We sacrifice interns everyday to try to get a suit on it. 021
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 15/05/2025MY FAVRITE SONG IS THICK OF IT BY KSI!!!! - Grilled Cheece 😁 010
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 15/05/2025A guy named Gerald walked up to me and said "Grilled Cheece makes funnier posts than you, Rehsif." Well Gerald (if that is your real name) have fun going down the slide of death!! 010
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 15/05/2025my kill count should be higher - Grilled Cheece 😁 010
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 11/05/2025We gonna be doin YOUR MOM! 😁 - Grilled Cheece 020
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 11/05/2025SOME IMBECILE JUST STOLE MY BOX OF GOLDFISH. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT YOU ARE LITERALLY WORSE THAN SATAN?? - Grilled Cheece 😡 (angry face cuz im MAD!!) 011
10egg Industries @10eggindustries.bsky.social · 04/05/2025I have suddenly gotten the urge to send someone to the carmine dungeon again. 110
