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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"And then they realized they were no longer puppygirls. they were puppywomen."
Moe Szyslak overcome with emotion closes the book he was reading with tears in his eyes.
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A photo of William Lyon Mckenzie King with the quote "Wow2 if necessary, but necessarily WoW2" being attributed to him
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wow HRT is magic.
Amuro GundamNoa Izumi Patlabor
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Latest pictures of the niece.
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Anyway cracking eggs aside hope you all like fat bitches.
IT'S ME
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Haven't been here for a bit, but important update: family got a cat. Love my little niece.
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It's that time of the year again.
Spongebob: "Everyone loves no-charge funnybook day!™️"

Squidward: "Not me. What is it?"

Spongebob: "why it's the day all the graphic literature shops provide gratis samples of their wares in a pathetic effort to bolster an industry which has spent the last two decades in a death spiral brought on by a lethal interaction between the lack of variety and a monopolistic distribution system!"

Squidward: "What the heck does that mean?!"

Spongebob: "It means they're giving away free comic books!"

Mister Krabs: "FREE?!"
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Haggar in a fighting game? Close enough, welcome back Saturday Night Slam Masters.
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Peach/Rosalina has been an incest ship for some time now.
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Chiitan, Japan's crazy mascot is interested in my problematic yuri drama!?!?
Bsky notification of Chiitan, Japan's crazy mascot, and 1 other liked my post "going to a gay club this Friday for the first time (celebrities doesn't count since my bestie accidently picked a straight night), and my ex so I'm super nervous 😩"
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Finally officially not exactly good at deadlock, but not exactly bad at deadlock either!
Oracle rank icon deadlock
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
YOU WANNA LEARN HOW TO DO A FUCKIN' INIFINITE?!!?!?!?
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
REAL SILVER DEADLOCK GAMING experience
WEREWOLF TEARING IT'S CLOTHES OFF HOWLING TO THE MOONSHIRT DEPICTING A WEREWOLF WITH A COWBOY HAT, AND THE CAPTION "I'LL PROTECT YOU KITTEN NO MATTER WHAT" WHICH IS THE REAL SILVER LANING EXPERIENCEWEREWOLF WITH THE CAPTION "HUMAN BY CHANCE ALPHA BY CHOICE"
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
No EV tanks yet, but they're already doing American wunderwuffe so we're halfway there.
Promotion image for the Trump Class battleship that was announced last year. It's pretty much just an American version of the nazi Bismarck in an era of naval combat that has very much moved away from that kind of ship.
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Silver's wolf form comes close if only because they lean into the monster woman look, and she plays like a total rage monster while in it. The catch is that most of the time shes another waif 😓
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Learning movement tech on Warden honestly feels like a crime it's so good. Nothing like zipping over to the other lane, and clean up the other team while dressed up like some bobby.
John Warden Deadlock in the flesh
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It's not easy being perhaps the only bad bitch that knows a lot of Fear and Hunger is about the renaissance, and the scientific revolution.
Fear & Hunger title screen art
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The guy she tells you not to worry about (IT'S FUCKING OVER)
That's one Hugh Morris.
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Finally started playing Spector of Torment after a friend gifted me it, and I forgot how much a good 2d platformer is like crack for me.
Shovel Knight: Specter of Torment box art
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
History is like poetry it rhymes
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH MUDASIR Now SALMAN is my best friend"We will share the mandate of heaven" 

President Xi Jinping speaks about the Sino-Canadian Century with Mark Carney.
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
For those interested the manga is Black and White: Tough Love in the Office and it's amazing.
Two women glaring both battered and bruised from beating the shit out of each other. A title stamped below their faces states "Black and White: Tough Love at the Office"
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Youtube video titled "Homeless man calls another homeless man a broke ass"
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Currently experiencing a yuri overload. I maybe should've thought twice before having that second peggnog...
A festive kitty is full of peggnog 😿
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Posts about the planet sounds more like Barret posting tbh
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Finally replaying BG3 on honour mode, and while I don't actually dislike Astarion at all I can't describe him without doing the verbal equivalent of this.
Figure in lesbian flag colours kicking the shit out of a figure in rainbow flag colours
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Mine's more hip with the kids 😏
SIX SIVEN GAMES PLAYED
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
😩 Having yuri dreams again, and they're even gayer than if I was having sex with another girl 😩
LORD FORGIVE ME BUT ITS TIME TO GO BACK TO THA OLD ME
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Friend of mine I previously wrote off as cis apparently has taken more than a bit of an interest in puppygirls and is now getting interested in mechsplo. "He" even said that the mockingbird pilot class in Girl Frame is "literally me".
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I sure pegged this nog
'Tis the season for peggnog (Pepsi + eggnog)
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
You're telling me that this Dead Man is Woke????
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery's movie poster
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
biggest offender since...
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Lay off my ugly chud son : (
My ugly chud son
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
By seeing this, you'll have an awesome December!
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
We're going back in time to get woke back on the menu.
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Yummy interaction slop
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
After slandering Expedition 33 as not even the best JRPG-inspired game to come out this year I'm now a couple hours into it, and I'm liking it so far. I know I haven't sunk my teeth into it yet, but the gommage cutscene has left a really good impression in me.
Clair ObscurL Expedition 33 box art
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Space oomfie what will she do

SHE IS KILLING PEOPLE
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Honestly kinda lesbophobic that Look Outside has never spawned Hellen in any of my playthroughs.
A haggard woman wearing a purple jumpsuit, and a hockeye mask brandishes a cleaver in her right hand.
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
That's right
Qaunxi my beloved
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Because this is the biggest news channel in America.
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The Morris
WHETHER GETTING A TATTOO OR SELLING YOUR HOME HIRE A PROFESSIONAL

BILL MORRISWHEN THE MARKET IS COLD HIRE A HOT REALTOR

BILL MORRISFROM ALL OF US TO ALL OF YOU... MERRY CHRISTMAS

BILL MORRISI'M NO RYAN REYNOLDS BUT THEN... HE'S NO REALTOR

BILL MORRIS
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I'm counting down the days until I can make peggnog again. I don't even like it much I just know it holds a power that I try to harness once a year.
Eggnog on the left, pepsi on the right, in the middle a vessel covered in depictions of cats hold their lovechild a powerful concoction by the name of Peggnog.
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
"I'm more than just Earthbound, I'm a Mother 2" -Ness, 199X
Ness Earthbound
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Halo 2's Arbiter levels play so good when you ain't got a bitch in your ear telling you it's nasty. BTW "this armour suits you" is sangheili for "nice ass".
Rtas 'Vadum looks intently into the Arbiter's eyes and tells him "this arnor suits you". The arbiter blushes despite knowing his armour cannot hide the shame of his mark.
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Think I'll need to finish it to have a solid opinion of it, but so far a lot of it gameplay-wise feels like it's trying to smoothen, and refine what Post Void did, but honestly the roughness, and perplexity of playing Post Void is what makes it such a stand out shooter to me.
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
NGL Main reason I haven't picked up Mullet Madjack until now is because I was really disappointed when I realized the protag wasn't a butch lesbian.
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
"Alright here's what gonna happen. You're going to choose a Bulbasaur as your starter. They're strong against the first three gyms. Next your gonna want to catch a second Pokémon I'd recommend a Pidgey they're good against the fourth gym, but any Pokémon will do."
Photo of Mike from Breaking Bad played by Jonathan Banks.
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ThousandDedCops @1000dedcops.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Been finally getting into Hallow Knight despite having it on my switch for years, and I love Bretta.
Bretta
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