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Telmo

@0xtelmo.bsky.social
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
ladies and gentleman, the worst rebrand in the history books. techcrunch.com/2023/07/25/owner-of-…
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Masterpiece. www.youtube.com/watch?v=s\_nc1IVoMx…
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
I’m officially moving lazy Sunday to Saturday.
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Elon is doing exactly what Trump did. Using the “even bad publicity is good publicity” method. Creating lots of controversy seems to work for him.
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
What’s up you handsome devils?
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 06/06/2023
We're no longer getting 1 invite every 2 weeks?
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
Just pierced my ears, feeling like 17 all over again.
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
It’s here 🏍️
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
oh no, you're stuck step-potato? 🙈
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
I'm officially old. I had dinner, desert, brushed my teeth and I'm ready for bed. It's only 6:40pm 👴
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
The day I die you’ll read on my tombstone: “Barely used a case on his phone.”
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
Adulthood is just looking for this shit on Amazon.
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
good morning ☀️
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
Did I implemented popular feeds on sunrise.li ? Yes I did ✨
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
I want to discuss robot orcas.
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
Checkout on hotels should be at 3pm.
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
Gotta love these ❤️
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to sit on the couch.
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
Really the only way I know something’s up with twitter is through here.
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
Black & White
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
🚩
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect!
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
The problem with getting to the hot page is that it **needs to be fast**, I've finally did it, just took me 3 hours to get there. 🙇‍♂️
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
oh no, you're stuck step-potato? 🙈
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
people are paying $8 a month for a service that replies with this crap.
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
One thing I know how to do is turn $1,800 into $1.80
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
There's no "we" in mini doughnuts.
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
I'm an example to others — a bad example.
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
@pfrazee.com where exactly can I find the different at-uri(s) for the feeds? 🙇‍♂️ eg.: _what's hot classic, what's hot, bsky team_, etc;
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
Drove to Lisbon today and no one screamed at me. I’ll count that as a win.
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
pff, what a week hum?
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
this shirt is 🔥
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
fuck the police
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
Be the change you want to see in the world.
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
having friends must be amazing, maybe one day.
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
Any bluesky app that might work with this ancient piece of technology?
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
I could live here, that's why I do live here ☀️
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
Tolga Mert unfollowed me, my heart is broken.
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
This is getting out of hand.
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
Not having ads popping out every 5 skeets is 🔥
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
**What's hot** is great, but there's 1000's of better custom timelines out there. Here's 8 mind-blowing timelines that'll make your timeline x100 better.
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
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Telmo @0xtelmo.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
If I see a skeet with 68 likes I'm hitting the shit out of that like button.
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