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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 5h
@trif dammit, I'm on the couch watching DougDoug and Odin's sleeping on my foot
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 7h
"Wayne" himself noted that you'd think someone else would have checked this before be did!, which points to a process problem where there's no-one who's specifically responsible for running basic double-checks against widely-trusted certificates in general for issues like trivially recoverable […]
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 8h
eMudhra, the company that made 4 the new funniest number, put out a press release that said the problem was discovered "possibly with AI assisted techniques" to make it sound sophisticated and difficult and not something that just anyone could discover No, what happened is that someone bothered […]
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 8h
ugh. the patch is massive 🫩 the bug is based on causing an OOM condition and no-one ever accused the php interpreter of being neatly and elegantly architected, so the fix touches everything 🫩 the bugs go back many years but backporting the fix to all those versions is wildly impractical 🫩 the […]
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 9h
Our router rebooted itself and started blinking ominously a few minutes before the embargo ended. I sure hope that was the ISP pushing updates for its rinkydink management interface and not someone installing a bitcoin miner in its rinkydink management interface
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 9h
and for the record, I am not Eevee of "fractal of bad design" fame; I am sure people have mixed up me and @eevee before. Understandable, we're both cute girls who had a Passionate PHP Hater phase in our distant youths. But I'm a knockoff vocaloid and she's a pokemon. Completely different! This […]
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 10h
A very young little girl pet Odin; it was only after she found herself staring straight into his cavernous maw that she was like “oh, he could bite me :(“ but her mother was clearly a good judge of dog character and reassured her that this dog clearly would never bite her and to keep petting […]
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 10h
Odin got bored waiting for daddy outside the grocery store and decided to see how many Festive Autumnal Decorations he could get stuck in his fur
Odin the Newfie sitting on a sidewalk strewn with falling leaves, looking bored Odin rolling around passionately in twigs and leaves
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 11h
@maltita I don't consider this a Picard Facepalm – modern PHP is not as insane a pick as old PHP for something so important, and given that we know a really bad bug is dropping, shutting down a few hours ahead of time is the correct call
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 11h
anyway I just learned that the Dutch government service websites are implemented in PHP because a national news alert has gone out that they're shut down for the day due to reasons
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 11h
So, no matter how bad the PHP fallout proves to be, I have to concede that they *have* cleaned up their act quite a bit in recent years and these sorts of bugs out of PHP are much, much rarer than they used to be Did you know that, when I was a fiery young programmer in my 20s, I ran a hate […]
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13h
In my husband’s defense, we realized this when he decided to surprise me with flowers for an unrelated reason
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13h
Double ADHD marriage be like: realizing we both completely forgot about our anniversary weeks ago
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 14h
I have a headache after trying to understand someone's blatantly Claude-generated writeup of the PHP bug. It's like dazzle camouflage for useful information
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16h
last night: I take the time to watch a funny Skyrim challenge video instead of worrying about anything important. The number 4 breaks the internet this morning: I sleep like a functioning healthy human being. PHP breaks the internet
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 17h
while we’re all discussing single-digit numbers, we could solve so many rhythm problems if we all agreed to retcon seven to “sen”
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
@whitequark the other cat, I’d trust random numbers from you
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
okay, I’m way too late to post xkcd “4” comic and still be funny, so instead I will have to write a serious post Could this disturbingly severe mistake be because someone asked The Cat for a certificate? Hypothetically, yes. But there’s absolutely no reason to jump to that conclusion with […]
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
@JonaLendering dat woord “gort” had ik nog niet eerder gehoord 😂 gort. gort. gort gort gort
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
My husband has finally received his alpencontroller from the Alpenmeister (originally meant for his birthday in June), and there was an actual edible alpenpretzel included in the package it also included a note that, while this specific Hall Effect fighting game controller was originally meant […]
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
the most Public Transport Odins of All Time #publictransport #trains #tram
Odin the Newfie looking out the windows of the metro train doorsOdin definitely using up as much space as his dog ticket for the train could possibly entitle him to, in an otherwise empty cabin.Odin the Newfie sitting on a train platform looking down-trackOdin the Newfie making the tram look kinder-sized
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
@whitequark since the US is 56 countries in a trenchcoat and I've lived in several of them, I've had to tell Dutch doctors several times "I have no medical records from before I arrived here and absolutely no hope of acquiring more than a random smattering of them"
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
you don't really think about it until it happens to you or someone close, but if you get too sick to go to school or work for months and years, then even if you're lucky enough to "get better," the knock-on consequences will just keep going for many years and possibly the rest of your life, in […]
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
A decade ago I was too sick to get out of bed and take care of myself, and I’m still having dental surgery about it to this day 😞
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
🎃The Ritual🎃 has begun, so here's a reminder that I already made the perfect spookyboops playlist for your Ritual activities this month www.youtube.com/watch?v=henyMRqMBws #halloween
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Can’t stop thinking about the guy with the mechanical organ rowboat. He has a website: reiniersijpkens.nl/index.php?pagina… The boat’s name is the Nutshell
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
@TimWardCam your information might be exactly 9168 days out of date
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
I just watched the first episode of Colombo with my husband and one of Colombo's gotchas, one of his "no sane innocent man would ever do this"s, is "Why, when you were at your vacation home four hours out of the city and got a call that there was an emergency at home, why did you drive back and […]
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
yeah, technically! I suspect he just married the first princess whose company he could bear for more than five minutes to shut people up
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
I see your "Tiffany is a valid medieval name" and raise you "Alexander the Great's wife was named Roxanne"
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
on the local news, the reporter doing interviews just took off her jacket and put it on a young man who finished the marathon but was having a bit of a hypothermia attack from the comedown (it's chilly and damp in Amsterdam today)
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Odin and I walked a total of six kilometers to and from the marathon route, plus an hour standing to cheer. An honorable mention in the marathon, surely. (Okay but seriously, a decade ago I could hardly make it a hundred meters without collapsing; a normal nice walk in the park *is* a […]
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
That’s the very last participant ahead of the tailing support vehicles, so I accomplished my goal of encouraging the tail end with Odin’s inspiring presence and I suppose we should walk home
Odin the Newfie looking at the main body of runners now across the Amstel as Jeff approaches. I believe in you, Jeff
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Odin’s at the Amsterdam marathon! Yes, many of the competitors smile at Odin as they pass, and one lady gave up a few seconds off her result to stop and pet him. There are party boats blasting music up and down the Amstel. One of them’s just a guy in a […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]
Odin the Newfie mugs for the camera as marathon runners go along the River Amstel Odin looking ahead down the marathon course as people jog past The guy with the trumpet in the river, in a brief gap between clusters of runners Odin looms foreground, trumpet guy looms in the distance
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
I was listening to a Dutch true crime reporting podcast (not sensationalism) and got a little concerned when they advertised they’d launched a true crime podcast for children Turns out it’s about recovering a teddy bear that was stolen on the train. It’s called “waar is Apie?” if you or your […]
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
very normal vocabulary list from ali express #aliexpressfinds
photo of a study notebook with an English vocabulary list for a Chinese-speaking student; the words are, in order, "sister", "music", "superclarendan" and "coffee".

The Chinese translation for "superclarendan" is poorly written and kinda illegible, but my Chinese friends diagnosed it as probably 粗体, "boldface font".
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
he apparently got a good deal because he ordered from the first batch of a new design, and the reason for the months of delay is that the meister kept compulsively improving the design and conceded that the next batch really needs to be priced like twice as much
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
My husband ordered a handmade arcade controller from a mysterious man named Alpenmeister who does in fact live in the Alps and who is known to always take several months longer than anticipated to hew each circuit board from primordial Alpine silicon, but […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]
panel from xkcd 1036: Okay, I found a Swiss lampmaker with perfect reviews. Her lamps start at 1300 francs and she's only reachable by ski lift.
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Bystanders report traffic blocked by fluffy baby. Just the biggest fluffiest baby they have ever seen. No one wants to ask him to stop rolling around and make way for them to pass
Odin the Newfie lying athwart the sidewalk, fluffily
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
We ran into Odin’s favorite hobo. He got a little weepy at how excited Odin was to see him. “Everyone else in this city says, ugh it’s him again, but at least *someone* here likes me.” I know perfectly well he’s an obnoxious alcoholic with an anger problem who gets thrown out of shelters. But […]
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
@prahou I prefer the term “benevolent dictator of the discourse”
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
He is listening to One Winged Angel
Odin the Newfie sitting on my bed next to my iPad, giving me a dramatic goth Look in the morning sun Song got too scary, he’s sad now
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
My reward for escaping The Hague Dimension and getting home substantially later than planned, in the rain, is the abounding love and relief of a creature that I’m told was curled up in bed with my husband whimpering because mommy missed her bedtime I’m […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]
Odin the Newfie seconds before he leapt at me because he still hadn’t gotten all the love out of his system
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
I have once again had the sort of day where, unintentionally and through no fault of my own, I find myself stuck in The Hague
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
I heard a young man in a poorly lit back alley ask a young woman “do you want to feed ducks for two weeks, and get paid for it?” This is the first time a young man’s proposition has ever caught my attention.
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
The Delft train station has a design flaw: there’s a big glass wall along a coffee and seating area, there’s a rotating door in the glass wall to exit to the plaza, and then right next to it, multiple normal non-rotating glass doors that look like perfectly normal exits you’re supposed to use […]
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Thinking about this again as the train stops at Schiphol and an exhausted stewardess collapses into the seat across from me while three young boys swing their suitcases around dangerously taking selfies of their first trip to another country
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
The Funny Number Paradox states that there is no least funny number, because while the theory informs us that the least funny number is 68, that actually makes it incredibly funny
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
My husband got a new computer game that kept crashing. It turns out that the issue was that it has a system to dynamically drop the resolution and use AI upscaling to compensate when the video card can’t keep up, and this defaults to on. But… if you do in fact have a high-end video card that can […]
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
tbh I have no idea what happened at the beginning where I hit a single question block, there was a delay, and then a double animation plays too quickly and I get two items. ?? :sm64_w: :sm64_h: :sm64_a: :sm64_t:
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