“Have you had any discharge?”
No.
“Are you sure?”
Yes.
“Okay, also, you have a yeast infection.”
What??
“A yeast infection.”
I… do?
“Yeah, tiny one; it’s up there”
Up there=in my vagina
A question from Reddit that I'll answer here:
"What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"