Me at 1:50 AM:
*musclepup waddle waddle to bathroom*
*whips out weiner*
>intelligence check<
>rolls natural 1<
*no light; aims in dark*
>perception check<
>rolls natural 1<
*catastrophically misses toilet*
>acrobatics check<
>rolls natural 1<
*trips on perception check*
I’m okay! 🥴