Previously on Spider-Man: Five years ago as the pandemic trended downward -- been a while! -- No Way Home capped off Tom Holland's first trilogy by ruining Peter Parker's life even more depressingly than usual. The This Is Your Life fan-service parade of Spideys and Spider-villains from Spider-cinema past were a delight despite the Major Character Death casting a pall, though The Battle of the Spider-Stars fizzled out in its showdown letdown, a blurry mishmash of scaffolds and weightless automata typifying the rushed VFX of many a post-Endgame…