Mark Dyer @markdyerhere.bsky.social · 23/06/2026You know you’ve ascended to “old guy at the show” status when the act is playing creepy fart noises over the PA and the dude in front of you is texting his mom (green bubbles for momma too) 110
Mark Dyer @markdyerhere.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Saving grace is that the fart noises have been replaced by a sub par DJ and I get to do that old guy thing where I grimace disapprovingly at his transitions at the back of the venue 100
Mark Dyer @markdyerhere.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Bruv is “beverage brand activation” levels bad! Not a good transition yet. I feel like I should be drinking some canned cocktail in an instagram reel or something. Yikes! 000
