This is not a popper... This is VCR cleaner. Gotta put that Art History Master's degree to use
www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Ce...
On the phone: "do you sell poppers?"
Me: "we do not sell poppers we sell VCR cleaner" 😉
Them: *sigh* ok *click*
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I guess they didn't hear me wink