Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This reminds me of how last year there was this canned alholic drink that came out for Pride month and Hyvee could not keep it stocked on their shelves and had to keep ordering it by the pallets.Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social2026-2026 140
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Mysteriously one day all those same people just stopped buying it mid Pride month leaving Hyvee very confused. 130
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Turns out what happened was when the drink came out the cops didn't realize it was alcoholic so people were just openly drinking the stuff wherever they felt like until finally the cops caught on and started busting people for open containers. 030