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Grow To The Edge @growtotheedge.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

too dumb to edge? lemme help!

HOW TO EDGE

a guide for dumb gooners

so you wanna edge and deny but youre too much of a dumdum to keep yourself from spurting thick ropes of cum? let your big bro teach you how to keep your spermies in.

grease the fuck up

you need lube lil bro. like you *need* it. youre gonna be bating a loooot of hours and it will get really sore if you try to do it dry. i really like albolene and other oil based stuff. keeps your penis skin feeling really good for a really long time. theres a reason albo is like the cringey stereotype for gooners.

youre not trying to pretend you are above being cringe, are you bro? gooners are cringey and weird as fuck. embrace it and get greasy!

use your dumb hand

if you wanna get dumb on penis dont use your smart hand. use the hand youre not used to. using your normal hand is what you are used to for spermies. if you bate righty go lefty. if its the other way... dude stop thinking about it and stroke ok? you really are dumb

switching up your bate hand will stop your dummy brain from thinking its sperm time like you got used to. new hand says its not sperm time its edge time.

make yourself even dumer

hypno is so good for breaking your brain and helping you be a better denied dummy. let spirals make you stupid and horny and take away your spermies. you dont wanna cum. you wanna do what the nice voice is telling you. good lil bros are too dumb to cum.

get real cringey

i really think you should start glovebating lil bro. its super cringey and weird but it feels so good. gotta get the smallest medical gloves you can and use em with some good lube like i told ya. its basically always how i bate now cuz it feels so good. i even have a lil ritual when I start where I turn the glove inside out to use the extra smooth side cause my cock likes that more. i love my gloves a lot and soon you will too bro. if your a gross gooner, you can even reuse em and get your hand in a nice warm greasy glove.

handsex only

so obviously dumb gooners are too dumb to cum. that means too dumb for sex too. the only hole you go in is one made by your greasy hand. even toys are dangerous for uncummed guys cause they keep gripping even when you get close. if you wanna be a real loser, try to only use a toy when you are soft or semi. soon as you get stiff you lose toy privileges.

theres a lot more to learn about not cumming, but i think this is already a lot for your brain. now stop reading and start stroking.

🐾 Tori - goon puppy 🐾 @red-cavalier.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Thank you so so much for this advice Big Bro.

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