Princess Weekes @princesmweekes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026A pigeon just hit me in the face. Revenge will be met out in generations  91181
Read The War-Torn Path on Royal Road @varanianscribe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026static.klipy.comThe Birds AttackAlt: The Birds Attack 040
Kharnzarro @kharnzarro.bsky.social · 22/08/2026atleast it was only 1 pigeon... my sisters been swarmed by them <_< 000
A Lantern of Hope @alanternofhope.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I was outside just after my kiddo’s graduation back in June and a bird pooed on me right in front of her, my ex-wife, and my ex-mother-in-law. I like to think it was a cathartic experience for them (my kiddo just thought it was hilarious, which in fairness it was). 000
Redos chicken @redo-3000.bsky.social · 22/08/2026But thankfully that it didn’t hurt your eye! People took eyedamage from far lesser incidents 001
Tsushi Tanuki @tsushi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026What makes you think it wasn't revenge from the past sins of humanity against pigeons in the first place? (Also I hope you're okay! I have a pet bird and I know it hurts to get smacked into lol) 000
Weedleplop @weedleplop.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I was looking for Fabio, but this will do!static.klipy.comBird Hits Woman on RollercoasterALT: Bird Hits Woman on Rollercoaster 010
PJB @profbforbargain.bsky.social · 22/08/2026A long time ago in Amsterdam a pigeon explosive diarrhea-ed over my family including me, my brother and my grandma who got the worst of it. Thankfully it was a few steps from the hotel but I have since had a vendetta against those flying rats. 000
Aurelia Verity @aureliaverity.bsky.social · 22/08/2026static.klipy.comHe Had It Coming - Cell Block Tango PerformanceALT: He Had It Coming - Cell Block Tango Performance 000
