Storyteller @handle.invalid · 19/09/2026"I need a hero" but not as a cry of help - as a possessive statement. Like "I need a hero to suck my dick and fuck my boot until I can polish it with her precum." Or "I need a hero to abandon her ideals and take me as the sole thing in her life that inspires her to achieve anything." 1313018
Zoey🏳️⚧️🔞 @niscahound.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Imagine living a life always trying to be a selfless person and someone looks at you like this. 110
Sylvia, A Crime to Meat @estrogenandspite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"I need a hero who stabs her allies in the back as the battle my boss." "I need a hero to bow before me, begging me for power in exchange for service." "I need a hero I can pass around to other villains like a fleshlight." 4200
Miss Hope @bisexuhorny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Waking up like "I need a hero to make me breakfast and deal with my morning wood" 1144
Lord Fenrir 🔜 Howloween 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @lordfenrir.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Holy shit this is hot. Hey, @tyrgoatverine.bsky.social feel like being a hero for me? 130
My Little Armalite: Friendship Is Magic @weedspagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Mandalorian: I Gotta Get One Of ThoseAlt: Mando saying "I gotta get me one of those" about a jetpack 010
hightierfleet.bsky.social @hightierfleet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Where have all the knight girls gone And where are all the dogs Where's the dame with chivalry To throat my magnum dong Isn’t there a dyke knight To calm my raging need Late at night I toss and I turn And dream of what I need 1409
moonlight @moonlit-daydream.bsky.social · 19/09/2026perhaps a bit derivative but “I need a hero I can pin to my wall and masturbate to” 160
Little Fool @littlefool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Greatest fear and strongest desire all rolled into one fr 120