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⠀⠀“...Goddess have mercy on straight women, because how they put up with guys you just acted like is BEYOND me.”
⠀⠀Easy answer? They don't.
⠀⠀“So what kind of situation would this be? Room about to explode and the entire guedt list is full of women?”
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+ unlikely-but-theoretically-possible scenario that I have to *empty* a room of women who were, until I opened my mouth, somehow uncontrollably attracted to me."