Me, finally up at noon (it was a long day): what’ll we do for, er, brunch?
Him: Seder leftovers
Me: OMG yes! Aunt Na’s gluten-free chocolate covered matzah!!
Him: er…
Me: I’m a grownup. Chocolate. Covered. GF Matzah.
I mean, she baked it separate and labeled the bag it’d be rude not to.😋
