We’ve modernized those old stodgy “academic” “subjects” and replaced them with poop from a butt. That’s right. No more long hours studying, just to be a bore at parties. Now, students will have that stamp of academic approval on the poop from their butts as they prepare to enter the job market.
Another university getting rid of things you could only ever do at a university and replacing them with stuff a 13-year-old can do on a phone