David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hey, um…where’s Mitch McConnell? His extremely slow and steady recovery must be almost complete, no? 4041663
suomenmummo.bsky.social @suomenmummo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026He didn't bother to even comment on his friend Lindsey's death. No reaction at all, which would likely mean that he is not able to communicate. Draw your own picture as to why. 100
Kevin @kevinrew.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Mitch McConnell's recovery is coming along at a turtle's pace. 010
Sladerunningbear @perfectgame0409.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I just saw him at the Reds game today. He was second base. 130
Gretchen Schwarz @denialawareness.bsky.social · 02/09/2026How many months has he been "recovering"? 000
Dustin Miller @spdustin.com · 02/09/2026I made this fun visual acuity game: Where's Mitch? (Credit for the original Where's Waldo/Wally "Beach" illustration goes to the legendary Martin Handford) (The ALT text not only describes the image, but gives a hint to Mitch's location) 010
27B/6 @geonetics.bsky.social · 03/09/2026He's doing a half marathon around truth and common sense today .. 000
Jon Deakin @k15jed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I've heard he's a front runner for Caroline Levitt's job! 010
Bye-Bye Mars @bye-byemars.bsky.social · 03/09/2026David, would you dare do a live episode on front of Mitch's office or hospital? I know you're on the WH enemies list though. We need a political stunt to draw attention to this story again. Show up in a gream reaper costume. 000
Here’s Jonny @jonnyj20.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Mainstream media too focused on taking a twitch streamers words out of context to worry themselves with actual legislatures. 000
Rhineland Joey @rhinelandjoey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I've heard he fully and completely recovered 37 times until now. Still counting... 000
Xenomorph @xenomorphlv426.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comMiracle Max: All Dead, Not Mostly DeadAlt: Miracle Max: All Dead, Not Mostly Dead 030
David @davidicw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I think he is talking to Elvis. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/09/im-7...cbwrong.blogspot.comI Could Be Wrong. 000
Martin @martzee2011.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Are you talking about slow and steady recovery or slow and steady decomposition? 010
Zenamis @zenamis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Why not do some INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM!?? Oh right. Cause youre just a youtube grifter with no Real passion beyond making cash. 000
Randy-B-lusky @randyb-lusky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Recovery from death ain't as quick as it used to be. 080
erlymrningsprky.bsky.social @erlymrningsprky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026They will take him out of the freezer soon. 000
🦋 B34RS GYRL 💙 @b34rsgirl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Surely he's good enough to make a video telling America he's OK. Right? RIGHT? 000
Irrelephant @onewheeldoin200.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comFamily Guy: Peter Griffin - I Say You He Dead!ALT: Family Guy: Peter Griffin - I Say You He Dead! 000
awmarch.bsky.social @awmarch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I hope Kentuckians write in McConnell for another 6 year senate term. He's doing his best work right now. 170
MickD415 @mickd415.bsky.social · 02/09/2026He can't make to work....static.klipy.comSpongebob Squidward: He's Already DeadALT: Spongebob Squidward: He's Already Dead 000
Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026(emerges from cocoon on day 300 all shiny and spry) 010
SurelyUCantBSerious @surelyucantbser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Doctors need a unicorn's horn, the blood of a newborn and tongue of an honest man to fully cure him They think the last ingredient is no longer available 010
My MAGA Neighbors Hate Me. @dcell1961.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I know turtles are slow but come on. 000
G.LaMorge💙🇺🇸🇺🇦 @glamorge76.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Why is everyone so chickens**t about going over to his house in DC where he supposedly is and finding out if that's true? I don't get how these ridiculous situations just go on and on and no one has the balls to do something about them!! 250
Dave @expletivedeleted.bsky.social · 02/09/2026He's waiting for his custom turtle-shaped casket to be completed before he bids us all a fond farewell. 000
