David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Trump’s latest colonization wet dream is taking the Strait of Hormuz. Don’t be confused: Trump is straight out losing this was and is desperate to convince people he’s winning. We’re 26 weeks into a 2-3 week war, btw. 2618838
Cerebro's Dreams @cerebrosdreams.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Trump is to Iran as Putin is to Ukraine. Both thought itd be over fast. It wasn't. Neither one can surrender or withdraw. Neither can actually win without a massive ground invasion, which neither have the economy to sustain nor the political will to carry out. Both are strung in perpetual check. 000
Lola T. BabaBOOie 🏳️⚧️ @bababooie42.bsky.social · 18/08/2026bsky.app/profile/baba...Lola T. BabaBOOie 🏳️⚧️@bababooie42.bsky.socialIn response to Donald Trump labeling the Strait of Hormuz a United States' territory, I have decided to label the United States a territory of mine. I welcome you all to Babaland. I hereby decree: Estrogen for all. 041
One in 8.3 billion more or less. @pita37.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Delusions of Grandeur have become more and more pronounced. 010
ViewsAreMyOwn @noraisin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026An illegal war of choice, past its 60 day shelf life and without Congressional oversight. 000
Ray Badberry @raybadberry.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Taking over the world, one social media post at a time. He’s just so tough isn’t he? 001
Ingrid Zenger @ingrid1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026bsky.app/profile/thed...The Daily Show@thedailyshow.comJordan Klepper asks Trump supporters who's winning the U.S.-Iran "conflict" 050
Sonny Sandberg @sonnysandberg.net · 18/08/2026Well, if Iran now attacks in that zone, Trump will claim the US has been attacked on own soil, invoke article 5 and have NATO to make a decision. If they say, "go fuck yourself," he can say, "see, NATO won't help us, we are out," or if NATO says yes, then we are no involved in this stuid war. 001
Kristy K. @kristykowalski.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Ok, Trump. Let's say it is a new US territory. What next? 021
rmcl82.bsky.social @rmcl82.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Maybe he’s just going to rename the Straits of Florida or The Narrows in New York as the Strait of Hormuz? Knowing Trump though, he’d probably still find a way to fuck that up and leave them closed too… 000
stefancourbois.bsky.social @stefancourbois.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Exactly. Trump is becoming desperate. 000
NancyGOAT @nannygoat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026David, love you but please use correct punctuation so we can grasp your meaning on first read. 000
Happy Passenger @smokemfugotem.bsky.social · 19/08/2026As if that territory wouldn't be relentlessly attacked until we were finally forced to leave it. 000
Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I, for one, think its bold to mass grant U.S. citizenship to select Iranians and Omaris. 010
Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social · 18/08/2026It's why he's diverting resources from Asia to the middle east. China must find this hilarious 001
Amelia Bedelia @collie274.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Mtg says her wh sources say the felon is about to use nukes on iran. 100
justsumdood.bsky.social @justsumdood.bsky.social · 18/08/2026What was Trumps garbage reality show called? The Biggest Loser? Oh it wasn't? They really missed the mark on that one. 001
Sean Mills @seanmills1020.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Trump claims he holds all the cards, but Iran is the one with the strait. 010
happylittlevisit.bsky.social @happylittlevisit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The Gulf of Oman has become the Gulf of "Oh Man" lately.static.klipy.comProblematic Stressed ManALT: Problematic Stressed Man 121
