Honestly, this reads like something out of Gary Shteyngart's novel Super Sad True Love Story.
@annabower.bsky.socialRep. Buddy Carter (R-Georgia) has introduced a bill to "authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland"—and to rename Greenland as "Red, White, and Blueland."
“America is back and will soon be bigger than ever with the addition of Red, White, and Blueland,” Carter said.
