me to my class: how was your vacation, did anyone do anything?
my class:
a kid in the front row: okay so, I snuck into the movie theater wearing cargo pants and in one pocket I had chicken and waffles, the same in another pocket, orange juice in a third. my friend had a pie in his coat
me:
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