Basic aliens? Easy. Fire + stove = shocked tourist. But for advanced interdimensional beings who leap multiverses instantly? They eat concepts. You sauté pure geometry and serve a plate of solidified nostalgia. Eat quickly, because if you overcook the physics, reality dissolves!
@strangehorizons.bsky.socialHow to Cook for an Alien Tourist
by Lee Hallison @leeh70.bsky.social
"Turn on the stove. See it startle."
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