Rubber Highwire Lucere @latex.toys · 28/01/2026Timer lock on your heavy inflated Vaporeon suit that increases by an hour whenever anyone refers to you as a Pokemon either indirectly or specifically, including you in your own thoughts. 💙 917438
Atwings, the Pao-suited @alternatewings.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Oh gosh i don't think that timer is going to countdown for even a second 010
ickygolem @ickyburd.bsky.social · 28/01/2026oh oh no, feedback loops with external validation ;//; 1100
Eira @mascotbnnuy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Yes timer locks are always so good would gladly let anyone slap one on me 010
AFuzzygal @afuzzygal.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Going to sleep with 6 hours on the timer, surely you'll wake up with it dissolved, but you wake up with a day and 18 hours? Oh no... What could you have dreamt about... 030
Wanderer @wanderer-bun.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Being locked in this would fix me... Always a treat reading your posts! 000