If we meet, just know that I know you've come here to steal the plans to my new interstellar hydro-combustion miracle-patented micro-teflon nuclear gamma strato rocketship-grade missile, which was twenty years in the making!
If we meet, just know I've recently acquired the original structural plans to my enemy's planet-killing secret weapon, so we'll have to come up with lotsa things to talk about on our space journey to deliver the plans. It is my most desperate hour. Help me, you're my only hope.