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I'm a lawyer disguised as a terrorist. Or is it the other way around? #BirdsUp #WAF #ButlerianJihadist

Former newspaper guy. Yes, I like pina coladas, college football, the Steelers and soccer. Take nothing I post seriously - unless it's about BBQ or beer.

there are only two constants: typos and feminist rage. alumna of The U, lover of sports, #contraryAF, she/her. views my own.