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Joel Calahan @joelcalahan.com · 08/01/2025

A poem by the slanderous bard Leigh Bell for Merrick Garland, our coward-in-chief, who belongs not in hell but wandering around outside, lost, hesitant, indecisive

PLAIN BEFORE THE GATE OF HELL (COWARDICE)
Merrick Garland, Attorney General of the United States
Outside the swarming mob of suited WASPs, We find Meek Merrick, Mr. Mitigator, Captain Captive-to-the-Managers, Stuck once in limbo by a Senate boss;
Then stuck in fear of partisan attack;
Now stuck all over his bare ass by thrusts The bicio tingers leaching blood hid pus;
Leave rivulets that fester and secrete
To feed the grubs and maggots at his feet.