When Ptolemy, now long ago,
Believed the Earth stood still, sir,
He never would have blundered so,
Had he but drunk his fill, sir:
He'd then have felt it circulate,
And would’ve learnt to say, sir,
The true way to investigate
Is to drink your bottle a day, sir!
Astronomer’s Drinking Song 1800
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