My therapist said the fortune cookies could be very important for my growth.
So I’ve incorporated them into my treatment plan: conventional therapy every three weeks, and complementary fortune cookie therapy the other two.
I opened another Chinese fortune cookie. Its message was actually super wise!
It encouraged me to order more Chinese food, because think of all the wisdom you can get at the end from all those cookies!
I thought of going to therapy, but I think ordering Chinese is better value.