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Lifelong Marylander (PG and MoCo), 2x Terps alum (comp sci undergrad + MBA), husband, twin dad, engineering people leader pivoting to product management. Blacks

“All I wanna do is die,” says the man next to me, and I wonder if he’s ever had a life

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Editor, critic & host for hire. Creator @cacklespod.bsky.social. Former IGN, Currently a contributing editor @FANGORIA, with words at TheWrap, Backstage, The A.

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Queer, tenured, and rolling into perimenopause. These are my opinions, and I speak only for myself.

Seattleite. Keeper of Creatures. All around Menace. Trying and failing to prevent mutual destruction in leftist v liberal debates

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