Gag Spectrum @gag-spectrum.bsky.social · 06/01/2026We're back! Sorry for another long absence. One of our members experienced a "brunch date with God" in which She imparted even MORE knowledge of the End of Days, so we have been hard at work transcribing and interpreting their visions! 132
Gag Spectrum @gag-spectrum.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Turns out the Rapture WAS supposed to happen on Sept. 23rd, but in the centuries since first revealing it to John, God figured out some things about Herself and updated it to better reflect Her refined vision. We can't tell you everything just yet, but.. let's just say I hope you like lampreys 🤭 031
