Went to the doctors concerned about my weight (underweight). Did the usual measurements, they said "if anything, youre almost overweight".
This was not true, they had read my weight wrong (by 30kg).
It's a REAL good thing I didn't have an eating disorder, because oh my god
A question from Reddit that I'll answer here:
"What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"