Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Donald Trump claiming the U.S. controls the Strait of Hormuz is like him claiming he still has control of his bowels. Utterly laughable. 1632478
Paul, on the Outer Banks @p-parris.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I heard someone heading to the restroom say to the person that they were talking to: ‘excuse me for a few minutes, I have to guide another “tanker” through the “Strait of Hormuz”. ‘ 000
Steph Scythes: 1775-2025+ 💀☢️🇺🇸☣️💀 The American Devolution @stephscythes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026 010
🦋Nathan Chapman Enough is Enough🦋 Just Stand🌊 @nchapman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I feel sorry for the Presidential Diaper Lady. 000
New old sound guy @mixitinthefix.bsky.social · 28/07/2026He probably can’t tell the difference anymore. 000
A "Similarly Disturbed Girl" @whatever.northsky.social · 28/07/2026I'm waiting for him to rename it the "Strait of Trump" Then he can complain some more when we all ignore that edict too. 000
billigerent.bsky.social @billigerent.bsky.social · 28/07/2026He also suffers from cerebral dysentery: a rush of shit to the head 000
Michael@theFreakShow @catskillsmike.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Both will be under control in about two weeks. 000
T-Fish🇨🇦🍁 @t-fish.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Only magats still believe the bullshit. His tough guy persona is taking a hit. So he doubles down with the lies to keep the magats in line 000
Democracy Matters! @democracymatters.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Seems if he could just regain control of his bowels, then perhaps he could control the Strait? 110
