extramarital salmon affair @corviiid.bsky.social · 18/07/2025my coworker likes to go around the office with the horoscope but without fail every time he gets to me he's like "gemini?" im starting to get concerned about what energy im giving off 2140
extramarital salmon affair @corviiid.bsky.social · 18/07/2025me: nope. do i seem like a gemini coworker: (beat) no of course not! because you're not a horrible two-faced person! me: haha! (😨) 1130
Vern @toxicspecters.bsky.social · 18/07/2025every time he says that his enemy encounter rate goes up 000
