ANNOUNCER: "Scrubbing doesn’t work; perfumes only cover it up; and who has the time to soak? Forget all that junk, and step up... to 'Ass-Don’t-Smell'."
COLLEAGUE: [ notices canister in BOB's locker ] Huh? 'Ass-Don’t-Smell'? But... your ass doesn’t smell!
BOB: [ smiling confidently ] Exactly.