Meg Turney @megturney.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I just found this in the pocket of a pair of sweats I ordered from Aritzia and I feel like I’ve been unwillingly involved in a crime. My anxiety dreams are going to LOVE this. 51061 0
Martin Macs @martinmacs.bsky.social · 22/11/2024The absolute ingenuity of shoplifting from an online store is unmatched, well done 👏 110 0
Seamstress_of_Chaos @rmsjones.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Nah. The store employee made a goof & missed it. Happens all the time. You didn't steal. 100 0
Justin 🇨🇦 @the1trollmonkey.bsky.social · 14/12/2024No need to be alarmed, citizen. A judge has been dispatched to ensure justice is wrought. 000 0
robemmy @robemmy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Drop it in a friend/enemies pocket so they set off all the alarms next time they're in the mall 020 0
