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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

i went to that camp 3 years in a row and they kept making me play kings (the king in cinderella... the king in the king and i ... the pirate king) because i had a slightly lower voice than other tweens little did they know they were Planting a Seed in my Subconscious

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Robin Marty @robinmarty.com · 22/08/2026

Text reads: GREAT ALBUMS: July 2019
Play "The Pirate Song (…" on Apple Music
Sixteen men on a dead man's chest!
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!

(Pirate Captain)
Avast there, mates! You're sailing with Long John Blackbeard Pegleg Patcheye Hook!
The scourge of the Bounty Main!
The bloodthirstiest, black-heartedest pirate captain ever sailed the seven seas!
Ha ha! What say ye, we hoist the Jolly Roger, heel over to yonder Spanish galleon
Lay a few broadsides again' her timbers
Swing over there on these here lanyards with our cutlasses in our teeth
Cut out the rivets and split the booty!
What say ye to that, me hearties? Eh?

(Pirate)
I don't like it!

(Pirate Captain)
You don't like it?

(Pirate)
I don't like it and I don't wanna do it!
It's tacky! And don't look at me that way
(Pirate Captain)
Well, if you don't like it, what do you want?

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