Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Every day, Rabinovich walks up to the newsstand, skims the front pages, and leaves. Finally the salesman asks him: "what are you doing?" "I'm looking for an obituary." "But the obits are on the last page..." "The one I'm looking for won't be." 3677
ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 03/07/2026We* are all Rabinovich *well, the ones who would find this joke funny 070
Ergative Absolutive @ergative-abs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I've been thinking about this joke a lot recently. 000
