Mourn the Weenie @m0urn-the-weenie.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Aliens: Take us to your leader Humanity: Take us to your planet, then you can have our leader. Preferably bound and gagged several meters underground on this planet, just to be safe 090
Mike - Towards a Metric America! @navigatorbr.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Aliens: "Hi, we're aliens-" Me: *Makes phone error beeps* "We're sorry, due to everything being on fire, we can not complete this call at this time. Will you please hang up and your call later. If your call is urgent, please try again now." 0100
Boss @yazanico.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Aliens arriving on Earth:media.tenor.coma close up of a barbie doll with a surprised look on her face ..ALT: a close up of a barbie doll with a surprised look on her face .. 030
Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Change Muldur’s “I WANT TO BELIEVE” poster to “I’ve got a lot going on lately”. 1444
Drakocxjo @drakocxjo.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Literally this youtu.be/OOdxuQS0iaMyoutu.beTHOSE DAMN ALIEN BASTARDS ARE REAL.YouTube video by Gianni Matragrano 000
Cat @bookshopcat.bsky.social · 10/09/2025They were saving that UFO footage in their back pocket for emergencies. Thought maybe it could dig them out of the Epstein hole they’ve been tunneling. But nope! Aliens? Hot damn! But democracy crumbling and pedophile rings? Totally trumps it. *Pun intended* It’s ABSOLUTELY his signature btw. 2150
Barbie Devyndarbė @katchin05.blacksky.app · 10/09/2025This is a @cerromerussell.bsky.social joke from 2021. 211
But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Hey man can you do me a solid since you're here, though? ... Yeah the big white one, you can't miss it. 040
