Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 08/06/2025They also invented 10x engineers.Pavel@spavel.bsky.social"This breaking of production quotas...was achieved at the cost of substandard quality, lack of work safety regulations and lack of concern for personal health. Most importantly, úderníci usually did not perform any minor tasks mandated by the job standards they were supposed to follow."en.m.wikipedia.orgUdarnik - Wikipedia 1371
Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Made the mistake of posting this to Mastodon and currently getting yelled at by 7th level Scrum Masters that ACTUALLY this is Waterfall and not Agile 7631
natemare before christmas @natescape.bsky.social · 08/07/2025got bad news for them about every other instance of agile 030
Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Just to be clear for non tech folks - that's not me insulting them, that's an actual job titlePavel@spavel.bsky.socialSoftware terms that sound like insults: - scrum master - git - scope creep - WIMP - CRUD 3351
runehog @runehog.bsky.social · 11/06/2025I've always wondered, is there a Scrum Master Inductive Ceremony 110
May Likes Product @productnerd.bsky.social · 11/06/2025It wasn't even a good retort. *sigh* I was hoping for a good breakdown. 000
Kyle Galloway @imyahuckleberry.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Open the hood and you'll see this same scrum masters actually embrace an XGH methodology. (For the uninitiated, medium.com/@dekaah/22-a...) ;)medium.com22 Axioms of the eXtreme Go Horse Methodology (XGH)I think, therefore it’s not eXtreme Go Horse. 130
Bob Starr @bobstarr.xyz · 11/06/2025Wait until the Six Sigma Black Belts show up in the comments. 140